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10 Reasons It's Way Better To Just Let The Government Take Care Of The Poor
Babylon Bee ^ | 9/08/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/09/2021 10:38:56 AM PDT by BipolarBob

Many conservatives and Christians think that individuals bear responsibility for helping the poor in their communities. How ridiculous! Everyone knows that only the government should care for the poor with all their great social programs.

Not convinced? Here are 10 reasons it's way better to just let the government care for the poor instead.

1) There's literally no other way to care for the poor: Literally no other system or group of people have ever been able to help the poor the way government does. That's just science.

2) The government is known for its compassion and mercy in all things: Just listen to politicians whenever they speak. You can tell they really care!

3) Just look how happy all the people on welfare are: There's nothing like the smile of a permanently impoverished person collecting their government check! That's true joy and fulfillment.

4) The government is very efficient and always accomplishes its missions perfectly: Just look at how they handled the war on terror! The war on poverty! The war on drugs! These guys are pros!

5) Americans have enough on their plates already: Americans don't have time to care for the poor! They're too busy working to earn money to give the government to use to take care of the poor!

6) Thousands of government bureaucrats need something to do with their time: Do you want all those federal employees sitting around feeling bored? What will that do to their self-esteem?

7) Nobody knows the people in your community better than a government official living 2,000 miles away: It's true. Don't question it.

8) Poor people are completely incapable of rising to any challenge or living a life of meaning: It's better to just give them money and hope they leave everyone alone.

9) Welfare is so successful, its rolls grow more and more every year: Seriously—if welfare were unsuccessful, would more and more people every year be collecting it? Isn't that the measure of success? We think so!

10) With the government on the case, it leaves more time for you to sit around and watch football: That's what life is really all about.

Just relax, everyone. Your friends in the government will take care of this.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee
Remember Big Government is our friend. Repeat this over and over and you might just believe it. . . . nah, just kidding.
1 posted on 09/09/2021 10:38:56 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: All

It’s the Bee.


2 posted on 09/09/2021 10:39:28 AM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: BipolarBob

government welfare programs are just that... government welfare programs... if we stopped them, three times as many people would be out of work.


3 posted on 09/09/2021 10:41:06 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
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To: BipolarBob

the government knows what is best for you so you don’t ‘have to think


4 posted on 09/09/2021 10:46:04 AM PDT by mjp (pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
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To: rdl6989

You are living in a clown world when the Bee is often confused with “real” news.


5 posted on 09/09/2021 10:55:43 AM PDT by TheDon (Resist the usurpers)
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To: BipolarBob
The government has TOP MEN to deal with any and all problems.

6 posted on 09/09/2021 11:11:55 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: BipolarBob

Brilliant


7 posted on 09/09/2021 11:19:53 AM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: rdl6989

I am quite sure, there are many in government and media, who think this is exactly right!


8 posted on 09/09/2021 11:53:31 AM PDT by AZJeep (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0AHGreco RomNQkryIIs)
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To: BipolarBob

Hahahaha! Got me with that one- thought it was legit mainly because most people don’t realize that it’s the job of the CHURCH to care for the poor, not the government.


9 posted on 09/09/2021 12:22:01 PM PDT by Reddy ( B.O. stinks)
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To: BipolarBob

Love the Bee.


10 posted on 09/09/2021 1:07:41 PM PDT by sauropod (Bidet was no prize before he put the “d” in “dementia.” - Schlichter)
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To: sauropod

Yes, in a bittersweet way. I cry for our country.


11 posted on 09/09/2021 1:09:17 PM PDT by BipolarBob ("We the people" needs to be re-read, not reinterpreted.)
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To: rdl6989

And it’s still hardly satire.


12 posted on 09/09/2021 1:39:21 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: BipolarBob

If you want to see how compassionately and comprehensively the government cares for those who are wholly dependent on it, ... try visiting an Indian reservation some time.


13 posted on 09/09/2021 4:15:12 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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To: Paal Gulli

I live near one. The tribal leaders do okay (casino business close to me). But there’s some places you don’t want to have a flat tire or be stranded after dark.


14 posted on 09/09/2021 4:17:08 PM PDT by BipolarBob ("We the people" needs to be re-read, not reinterpreted.)
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To: teeman8r

I don’t care.


15 posted on 09/09/2021 4:19:15 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I'll wear a mask when Dr. Fraudchi shuts the hell up.)
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To: BipolarBob
I was always a proponent of feeding the homeless to the hungry, thereby eliminating 2 social ill in one fell swoop, as it were.

Or would it classify as an immodest proposal?

16 posted on 09/10/2021 4:26:30 AM PDT by SERE_DOC ( The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. TJ)
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To: SERE_DOC

No, that’s a brilliant plan.


17 posted on 09/10/2021 6:09:26 AM PDT by BipolarBob ("We the people" needs to be re-read, not reinterpreted.)
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