Posted on 09/08/2021 6:52:25 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several prominent Republicans came forward this week to call for the impeachment or resignation of whoever on earth is telling Biden what to do every day.
"I think it's clear at this point that the person controlling Biden —and telling him what to do and say every moment—is completely incompetent," said Republican Representative Bob McCobb. "We're not really sure who that is, but they need to be impeached immediately. They suck."
Americans increasingly agree with this sentiment, as recent polls revealed record-low approval ratings for whoever that person is who is pulling the strings of the barely sentient President Biden every day.
"Seriously, can he find a person who can put better words in his mouth and tell him better decisions to make?" said one Ohio voter who agreed to be interviewed.
Biden responded to the attacks, saying "The notion that someone is controlling me and telling me what to say and what to do and chewing my food and changing my diapers is absolutely ridiculous. But that's all I'm allowed to say right now."
I wouldn’y mind if this Babylon Bee article was the real thing. Someone needs to yank the curtains back and show us the group concocting these crazy plans they sign Biden’s name to.
ROFL. How true.
PLEASE!!!!
Soros is laughing.
Reality is stranger than fiction...
So true it is scary.
We have no idea who is really behind Biden. People claim Kamala or Obama, but they are puppets as well.
My sense is it is exactly the same people that were behind both Bushes, Clinton, and Obama.
I wish for more than impeachment. The Bee is close on this.
Biden is not in control, never has been and never will be. The problem is the Republicans don’t have the cojones to “call for impeachment (or total revelation) of whoever is telling Biden what to do.”
"We're not really sure who that is, but they need to be impeached immediately. They suck."
Bob gets it. We need more Bob McCobb in DC!
If only this was true.
In an era when it’s difficult to find humor, the Bee gives me a good belly laugh nearly everyday. Bless you, boys. (and girls…)
I would like to party with the Bee folks just one night. lol
Impeach Obama’s teleprompter.
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