Bender2 Memorial Pigskin Pickem Thread, Week 1

9-7-2021

[Impy]

Fool's Ball Week 1

Welcome back to your home for all things Fool's Ball!

In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)

[Impy]

Well everybody it's good to be....wait who are you and why is your face in my fridge?

"I'm Jafar Abdul Kareem Mohammed Akbar Bin Jafar, from Kabul!!!! Mister Jo Biden has assigned me to live here with you by executive order! HUD will pay you $100 a month in rent, which should almost cover the amount of water I use, I'm a bath guy. BTW you seem to be out of grey popoun, you'll have to run out to the market."

"Wait a sec, aren't you 'Christopher' the customer service dude from Bombay?"

"That comedic angle is played out, I'm gonna be a different character this season, ok? You want Impy to have to find a different picture of a brown guy? Anyway, I'm thankful to be here, you wouldn't imagine how many little girls I had to step over to get on that plane! Allow me to introduce one of my 4 wives, Burqa Chick!

"For the hundredth time, this is just my 'Jawa' Costume from Comicon!"

Jawas look nothing like that, are you sure it isn't a ninja costume?

"As long as it isn't a SEXY ninja costume, the koran stricly and specifily forbids that!"

"I'm gonna have to disagree with the customer service thing, I was on hold with Spirit Airlines for 2 hours!!!!"

"That's nothing, my cousin Belly Dancer Chick was on hold for EIGHT hours!!!"

"That's just terrible!"

And who the hell are YOU?

"I hitched over here with Jafar, I'm the Zappa Variant. Don't worry I'm not looking to infect anybody, I'm trying to break into the music business."

Well now we've run out of time for special guest Andy Dalton, oh well no one wanted to see him anyway.

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 1

Let me know if you want on/off the ping list

Players get your picks in for the picks contest!

[rlmorel]

Thank you...I don’t follow football anymore, but...I sure did like Bender2 and enjoyed his silly threads all those years. Thank you for carrying it on, he would have liked it...:)

Good luck, Impy!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Did Bender die?

[Alas Babylon!]

Thu, Sep 9
Buccaneers

Sun, Sep 12
Titans
Jaguars
Bengals
Seahawks
Bills
49ers
Chargers
Panthers
Falcons
Chiefs
Packers
Broncos
Patriots
Rams

Mon, Sep 13
Raiders

[Impy]

He passed away November 18th last year. If you search for “Bender2” there were a couple memorial threads.

[mmichaels1970]

Tampa
Buffalo
Carolina
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Atlanta
Washington
San Fran
Seattle
Minnesota
New England
Cleveland
Denver
Green Bay
Rams
Baltimore

[Allegra]

Good job! Our Bender 2 would be proud. ♥️

[teeman8r]

welcome back.

tthanks for doing this.

picks soon.

t

[teeman8r]

Cowboys over buccs
Titans over Cardinals
Texans over Jaguars
bengals over Vikings
Seahawks over colts
Bills over Steelers
49ers over Lions
Chargers over Washington
Panthers over Jets
Falcons over Eagles
Chiefs over Browns
Saints over Packers
Broncos over giants
Patriots over Dolphins
Bears over rams
Ravens over Raiders

that’s a lot of football... covid will be the real winner

good luck to all that pick the ravens

t

[moehoward]

Bucs
Titans
Texans
Redskins
Vikings
Panthers
Eagles
Bills
Seahawks
49ers
Chiefs
Broncos
Packers
Pats
Bears
Ravens

[zzeeman]

Thanks for carrying a great tradition, with good humor, under trying conditions!

[Liberty Valance]

Thanks for the ping Impy - Looking forward to a strange season ;o)~

[campaignPete R-CT]

I pick Navy to upset Air Force !

[Red Badger]

Thursday:

Tampa Bay - Dallas -> DALLAS COWBOYS

Sunday:

Arizona - Tennessee -> ARIZONA CARDINALS

Jacksonville - Houston -> JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

L.A. Chargers - Washington -> L.A. CHARGERS

Minnesota - Cincinnati -> MINNESOTA VIKINGS

NY Jets - Carolina -> NY JETS

Philadelphia - Atlanta -> PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Pittsburgh - Buffalo -> BUFFALO BILLS

Seattle - Indianapolis -> SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

San Francisco - Detroit -> SAN FRANCISCO 49ers

Cleveland - Kansas City -> KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Denver - N.Y. Giants -> DENVER BRONCOS

Green Bay - New Orleans -> GREEN BAY PACKERS

Miami - New England -> MIAMI DOLPHINS

Chicago - L.A. Rams -> L.A. RAMS

Monday Night:

Baltimore - Las Vegas -> BALTIMORE RAVENS

[DoodleDawg]

Bucks over the Cowboys
Washington over the Chargers
Chiefs over the Browns
Jaguars over the Texans
Packers over the Saints
Ravens over the Raiders
Falcons over the Eagles
Bills over the Steelers
Vikings over the Bengals
Titans over the Cardinals
49ers over the Lions
Seahawks over the Colts
Panthers over the Jets
Dolphins over the Patriots
Rams over the Bears
Broncos over the Giants

[kosciusko51]

DAL over TB
TENN over AZ
HOU over JAC
MINN over CIN
IND over SEA
PIT over BUF
SF over DET
SD over WTF, sorry LAC over WFT
CAR over NYJ
PHI over ATL
KC over CLE
GB over NO
DEN over NYG
NE over MIA (the battle of the 'Bama QBs)
LAR over CHI
LV over BALT

[teeman8r]

you played it safe...

i see first week as more of an upset...

but agree on most picks.

t

oh, you are my standard

[al_c]

Well, as much as I want to pick my Cowboys ... I’m taking the safe bet and picking those dashing pirates from Tampa Bay.
BiLLLLs
Panthers
Jags
Kyler Murray and the Cards
Bolts
Dirty Birds
Seehags
Bengals
9ers
This one’s tough, but I’ll go with the home team ... Chiefs
Patsies
Broncos
Pack
Rams
Ravens will spoil the Raiders opener at their new home

[martin_fierro]

Best Bender pic ever