[Impy]

Well everybody it's good to be....wait who are you and why is your face in my fridge?

"I'm Jafar Abdul Kareem Mohammed Akbar Bin Jafar, from Kabul!!!! Mister Jo Biden has assigned me to live here with you by executive order! HUD will pay you $100 a month in rent, which should almost cover the amount of water I use, I'm a bath guy. BTW you seem to be out of grey popoun, you'll have to run out to the market."

"Wait a sec, aren't you 'Christopher' the customer service dude from Bombay?"

"That comedic angle is played out, I'm gonna be a different character this season, ok? You want Impy to have to find a different picture of a brown guy? Anyway, I'm thankful to be here, you wouldn't imagine how many little girls I had to step over to get on that plane! Allow me to introduce one of my 4 wives, Burqa Chick!

"For the hundredth time, this is just my 'Jawa' Costume from Comicon!"

Jawas look nothing like that, are you sure it isn't a ninja costume?

"As long as it isn't a SEXY ninja costume, the koran stricly and specifily forbids that!"

"I'm gonna have to disagree with the customer service thing, I was on hold with Spirit Airlines for 2 hours!!!!"

"That's nothing, my cousin Belly Dancer Chick was on hold for EIGHT hours!!!"

"That's just terrible!"

And who the hell are YOU?

"I hitched over here with Jafar, I'm the Zappa Variant. Don't worry I'm not looking to infect anybody, I'm trying to break into the music business."

Well now we've run out of time for special guest Andy Dalton, oh well no one wanted to see him anyway.

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 1

Let me know if you want on/off the ping list

Players get your picks in for the picks contest!

[rlmorel]

Thank you...I don’t follow football anymore, but...I sure did like Bender2 and enjoyed his silly threads all those years. Thank you for carrying it on, he would have liked it...:)

Good luck, Impy!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Did Bender die?

[mmichaels1970]

Tampa
Buffalo
Carolina
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Atlanta
Washington
San Fran
Seattle
Minnesota
New England
Cleveland
Denver
Green Bay
Rams
Baltimore

[teeman8r]

Cowboys over buccs
Titans over Cardinals
Texans over Jaguars
bengals over Vikings
Seahawks over colts
Bills over Steelers
49ers over Lions
Chargers over Washington
Panthers over Jets
Falcons over Eagles
Chiefs over Browns
Saints over Packers
Broncos over giants
Patriots over Dolphins
Bears over rams
Ravens over Raiders

that’s a lot of football... covid will be the real winner

good luck to all that pick the ravens

t

[moehoward]

Bucs
Titans
Texans
Redskins
Vikings
Panthers
Eagles
Bills
Seahawks
49ers
Chiefs
Broncos
Packers
Pats
Bears
Ravens

[Red Badger]

Thursday:

Tampa Bay - Dallas -> DALLAS COWBOYS

Sunday:

Arizona - Tennessee -> ARIZONA CARDINALS

Jacksonville - Houston -> JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS

L.A. Chargers - Washington -> L.A. CHARGERS

Minnesota - Cincinnati -> MINNESOTA VIKINGS

NY Jets - Carolina -> NY JETS

Philadelphia - Atlanta -> PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Pittsburgh - Buffalo -> BUFFALO BILLS

Seattle - Indianapolis -> SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

San Francisco - Detroit -> SAN FRANCISCO 49ers

Cleveland - Kansas City -> KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Denver - N.Y. Giants -> DENVER BRONCOS

Green Bay - New Orleans -> GREEN BAY PACKERS

Miami - New England -> MIAMI DOLPHINS

Chicago - L.A. Rams -> L.A. RAMS

Monday Night:

Baltimore - Las Vegas -> BALTIMORE RAVENS

[martin_fierro]

Best Bender pic ever

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Bucs
Titans
Jaguars
Vikings
Seahawks
Bills
49ers
Redskins
Panthers
Eagles
Browns
Saints
Broncos
Patriots
Rams
Ravens

[ro_dreaming]

Buccaneers over Cowboyws
Titans over Cardinals
Jaguars over Texans
Vikings over Bengals
Seahawks over Colts
Bills over Steelers
49ers over Lions
Chargers over Washington
Panthers over Jets
Falcons over Eagles
Chiefs over Browns
Packers over Saints
Broncos over Giants
Patriots over Dolphins
Rams over Bears
Ravens over Raiders

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

My Picks

Dallas Cowboys lose to Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Philadelphia Eagles lose to Atlanta Falcons
Pittsburgh Steelers lose to Buffalo Bills
Minnesota Vikings beat Cincinnati Bengals
San Francisco 49ers lose to Detroit Lions
Arizona Cardinals beat Tennessee Titans
Seattle Seahawks beat Indianapolis Colts
Los Angeles Chargers lose to Washington Football Team
New York Jets lose to Carolina Panthers
Jacksonville Jaguars lose to Houston Texans
Cleveland Browns lose to Kansas City Chiefs
Miami Dolphins beat New England Patriots
Green Bay Packers beat New Orleans Saints
Denver Broncos beat New York Giants
Chicago Bears beat Los Angeles Rams
Baltimore Ravens beat Las Vegas Raiders

[toast]

Buccaneers over Cowboys
Cardinals over Titans
Texans over Jaguars
Vikings over Bengals
Seahawks over Colts
Bills over Steelers
49ers over Lions
Chargers over Washington
Panthers over Jets
Falcons over Eagles
Chiefs over Browns
Packers over Saints
Broncos over Giants
Patriots over Dolphins
Rams over Bears
Ravens over Raiders

[MHGinTN]

To honor Bendy’s memory:

Buccaneers over Cowboys
Titans over Cardinals
Texans over Jaguars
Vikings over Bengals
Seahawks over Colts
Bills over Steelers
Lions over 49ers
Washington over Chargers, game includes a fluke play
Panthers over Jets
Falcons over Eagles
Chiefs over Browns
Packers over Saints
Broncos over Giants
Patriots over Dolphins
Rams over Bears
Ravens over Raiders

See yiou in the clouds, Bendy

[RainMan]

ATL
BAL
BUF
CAR
DEN
GBP
JAC
KCC
LAR
MIN
NEP
SEA
SF
TBB
TEN
WFT

[dakine]

Dallas
Atlanta
Buffalo
Minnesota
Detroit
Tennessee
Indianapolis
Washington
Carolina
Jacksonville
New England
Green Bay
NYG
LARams

Cleveland
Las Vegas

[scrabblehack]

Any bettors out there?

It looks to me that the bookies are all in for Buffalo and San Francisco.

https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/pittsburgh-steelers-buffalo-bills-20210912002/

56% of the money on Buffalo (-275)
44% on Pittsburgh.(+225)

So, let’s say 5600 on Buffalo.
That’s 20.36 bets @ 275 each.
4400 on Pittsburgh
That’s 44 bets @ 100 each.

If Buffalo wins, payouts are 20.36 x $375 = $7636.36
Bookie wins $2363.64 (10k - 7636)

If Pittsburgh wins, payouts are 44 x $325 = $14300
Bookie loses $4300. (10K - 14300)

I would have expected more games like Chicago-Rams
75% on Rams (-350)
25% on Bears. (+280)

7500/350 = 21.43 bets@350
2500/100 = 25 bets@100

If Rams win, payout is 21.43 x 450 = 9642.86
Bookie wins $357.14
If Bears win, payout is 25 x 380 = 9500
Bookie wins $500

Bookie wins either way on Rams/Bears but is taking a big chance on Buffalo.

Maybe I’m missing something.

[moehoward]

Great Game!

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Please add me

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

TB
Titans
Jaguars
Bengals
Seahawks
Bills
49ers
Chargers
Jets
Falcons
Chiefs
Saints
Broncos
Patriots
rams
Raiders

[dfwgator]

Just did my cursory score check...........Yep, Same Old Lions!