Posted on 09/04/2021 10:45:27 PM PDT by Trillian
DOVER, DE—While speculation has circled about President Biden checking his watch during the dignified transfer of fallen soldiers, sources in the administration have confirmed that in fact, he was only looking to see if he still had blood on his hands.
Despite attempting to blame Trump, climate change, and the Afghani people themselves, at the end of the debacle Biden still found himself with blood on his hands, and his alone. Somehow, being the President of the United States—and being the final authority who selected Pentagon leaders for their intersectionality, ordered the total troop withdrawal, conceded to deadlines set by terrorists, abandoned allies with no warning, withdrew the military before ensuring civilians were brought to safety, trusted known terrorists to provide safe passage for Americans to the airport and put military members in the impossible scenario of securing an airport while crowds of desperate people attempted to get in—somehow, all of that made him responsible.
"Just can't imagine why I have their blood on my hands," said a pensive Joe Biden. "I did everything perfectly, just like I always do. Everything that went wrong was someone else's fault, just like it always is. I'll make sure those Gold Star families understand that. Right after I get this blood all cleaned off my hands."
Standing in Dover to await the fallen soldiers, Biden suddenly worried how it would look if he was seen standing there with their blood, bearing actual blame. A photographer caught the moment, and the image spread like fire.
"Republicans have floated their childish theories, claiming President Biden was worried about when Matlock was starting, or if he was missing the early bird special at Golden Corral," said Press Secretary Jen Psaki. "But I can assure you all, he was simply trying to remove evidence of his share in the responsibility for the loss of life we have endured."
DOH! LMAO.
Why in the world the United States LOYAL military does not remove this dangerous man from power is beyond me.
It would be their greatest service to this nation in U.S. history .
This treason has to be stopped,cold.
Only true power can do it.
Have we become a nation of cowards and sheep?
*Savage*
/Looney MacBeth
It is not the militaries business to stop it.
It is ours.
They have the power to clean house ..We the voters failed , and failed to stop the fraudulent election from taking root .
Jan 6th should have taken place , in state capitals across this nation, for months.
We have become feckless sheep
He will NEVER get the blood off his hands.
Pence’s decision to not act on Jan. 6 surely influenced others to not act.
He was checking his watch to be sure to mention Beau every ten minutes.
No, he was reading a text from Hunter on how to get rid of a hooker’s body. Hypothetically, of course.
A sound and reasonable explanation. That is satire in 2021.
I think he was mumbling, “Out damned spot,” everytime he checked his watch.
Kind of like Jack the ripper did.
I have been asking the same question for months now
“Out damn spot”, was about blood
“Out damn spot”, was about blood>>>>>>>>>>>
Yes, like LAdy McBeth, Biden always sees blood on his hands, even when its not there.
Its a common halucination for those who feel extraordinary guilt at their evil actions.
Joe is just beginning to see the blood on his hands......
And it will drive him even more into th eunreality that he now inhabits. Afraid its going to be a very rough ride for the next 3 years.
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