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In Response To Afghanistan Disaster, Pelosi Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against President Trump
Babylon Bee ^ | .8/26/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/28/2021 11:36:50 AM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced Congress will be taking action immediately as the situation in Afghanistan rapidly deteriorates. To hold those responsible for the evacuation debacle, Congress will consider articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump.

"Good morning, Thursday morning," Pelosi said during a press conference this morning, which was Thursday morning. "We're facing a dire situation in Afghanistan, and that means we as Congress need to do our duty to hold those responsible accountable for their horrible, horrible actions. That's why, effective immediately, I'm introducing articles of impeachment against the president. President Donald Trump."

Pelosi says Trump being impeached a third time won't actually accomplish anything. But, she says, it will send a clear message to Trump that she doesn't like him, which is the important thing. "He didn't get the message the first two times," she said. "Now the world will know for sure that the orange man truly is bad."

"The walls are closing in. We got him this time."

Trump says he welcomes the impeachment as he will be the first president in the history of the world to be acquitted three times. "That's huge!" he said, addressing his supporters on the few social networks that have not yet banned him. "Sleepy Joe hasn't even been acquitted once. Sad and pathetic!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; orangemanbad
It looks Pelosi just won't give up.
1 posted on 08/28/2021 11:36:50 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

How many months is reality running behind parody atm?


2 posted on 08/28/2021 11:38:09 AM PDT by AndyTheBear
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To: BipolarBob

Babylon Bee is stumbling on this one. Very little parody from what I can see.


3 posted on 08/28/2021 11:38:33 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021)
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To: BipolarBob

4 posted on 08/28/2021 11:38:59 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Biden: "I did it but it's Trumps fault".)
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To: BipolarBob

Appears your not the only bipolar one amongst us Bob. At least you have something in common with Nancy. 😀


5 posted on 08/28/2021 11:40:34 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana )
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To: AndyTheBear

“How many months is reality running behind parody”

Months? More like hours


6 posted on 08/28/2021 11:42:44 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: BipolarBob

7 posted on 08/28/2021 11:53:54 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Diana Moon Glampers for Secretary of Education! )
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To: BipolarBob

Dang Bee.... had me going for a sec before I eyed the source.


8 posted on 08/28/2021 12:00:03 PM PDT by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: BipolarBob

Anyone have a pale of water handy for the Wicked Witch of the West?


9 posted on 08/28/2021 12:05:02 PM PDT by Chgogal (#GulagNancy is going all Cuba on Trump Supporters. #Biden lost The War on Terror.)
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To: BipolarBob

This woman epitomizes everything that is hateful in the US.


10 posted on 08/28/2021 12:06:00 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: BipolarBob
The Bee is in fine form during this debacle.

I also liked "Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Responsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul"

11 posted on 08/28/2021 12:18:23 PM PDT by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

“All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. And if you be a philosopher, though seated in the whale-boat, you would not at heart feel one whit more of terror, than though seated before your evening fire with a poker, and not a harpoon, by your side.”

"How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Pelosi? it will not fetch thee much in our Nantucket market."

I wish that the Babylon Bee would return to doing satire!

12 posted on 08/28/2021 12:36:16 PM PDT by SES1066 (Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
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To: Chgogal

....yeah, or even a “pail”......!!!!


13 posted on 08/28/2021 12:43:11 PM PDT by TokarevM57
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To: TokarevM57

How about a pale pail?


14 posted on 08/28/2021 1:19:46 PM PDT by Chgogal (#GulagNancy is going all Cuba on Trump Supporters. #Biden lost The War on Terror.)
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To: BipolarBob

Hook.
Line.
Sinker.


15 posted on 08/28/2021 1:25:02 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

At least I know enough not to reside in Kalifornia.


16 posted on 08/28/2021 1:45:21 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Biden: "I did it but it's Trumps fault".)
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To: BipolarBob

The face of evil. Let me ask you. Do all Democrats who condone the death of 60+ million babies in this country actually believe they are Christians?

1 John 3:15
“Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him.”

What can be more hateful than murdering a baby?


17 posted on 08/28/2021 2:01:17 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti)
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To: antidemoncrat
What can be more hateful than murdering a baby?

I can think of nothing worse. That's probably why Satanic worship involves their sacrifice. It is the ultimate evil.

18 posted on 08/28/2021 2:36:45 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Biden: "I did it but it's Trumps fault".)
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To: BipolarBob

You sure this isn’t CNN?


19 posted on 08/28/2021 6:38:04 PM PDT by eyeamok (founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
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