Posted on 08/28/2021 11:36:50 AM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced Congress will be taking action immediately as the situation in Afghanistan rapidly deteriorates. To hold those responsible for the evacuation debacle, Congress will consider articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump.
"Good morning, Thursday morning," Pelosi said during a press conference this morning, which was Thursday morning. "We're facing a dire situation in Afghanistan, and that means we as Congress need to do our duty to hold those responsible accountable for their horrible, horrible actions. That's why, effective immediately, I'm introducing articles of impeachment against the president. President Donald Trump."
Pelosi says Trump being impeached a third time won't actually accomplish anything. But, she says, it will send a clear message to Trump that she doesn't like him, which is the important thing. "He didn't get the message the first two times," she said. "Now the world will know for sure that the orange man truly is bad."
"The walls are closing in. We got him this time."
Trump says he welcomes the impeachment as he will be the first president in the history of the world to be acquitted three times. "That's huge!" he said, addressing his supporters on the few social networks that have not yet banned him. "Sleepy Joe hasn't even been acquitted once. Sad and pathetic!"
How many months is reality running behind parody atm?
Babylon Bee is stumbling on this one. Very little parody from what I can see.
Appears your not the only bipolar one amongst us Bob. At least you have something in common with Nancy. 😀
“How many months is reality running behind parody”
Months? More like hours
Dang Bee.... had me going for a sec before I eyed the source.
Anyone have a pale of water handy for the Wicked Witch of the West?
This woman epitomizes everything that is hateful in the US.
I also liked "Biden Drone Strikes White House After Vowing To Kill Those Responsible For American Military Deaths In Kabul"
“All men live enveloped in whale-lines. All are born with halters round their necks; but it is only when caught in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever-present perils of life. And if you be a philosopher, though seated in the whale-boat, you would not at heart feel one whit more of terror, than though seated before your evening fire with a poker, and not a harpoon, by your side.”
"How many barrels will thy vengeance yield thee even if thou gettest it, Captain Pelosi? it will not fetch thee much in our Nantucket market."
I wish that the Babylon Bee would return to doing satire!
....yeah, or even a “pail”......!!!!
How about a pale pail?
Hook.
Line.
Sinker.
At least I know enough not to reside in Kalifornia.
The face of evil. Let me ask you. Do all Democrats who condone the death of 60+ million babies in this country actually believe they are Christians?
1 John 3:15
“Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him.”
What can be more hateful than murdering a baby?
I can think of nothing worse. That's probably why Satanic worship involves their sacrifice. It is the ultimate evil.
You sure this isn’t CNN?
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