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President Biden Vows It Will Never Happen Again (Satire)
8/17/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/17/2021 1:52:05 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

President Biden announced today that the chaos that ensued in the evacuation of Afghanistan will not happen again while he is president.

President Biden today ordered Secretary of Defense Austin and Chief of Staff Milley, to coordinate with the guy that runs the State Department, and to start the evacuation of all Americans and the embassy in Taiwan.

The Chinese have assured President Biden that they will honor a safe passage of all Americans out of Taiwan and may purchase several of Hunter's paintings as a gesture of good will.

The guy that runs the State Department praised Biden's actions in taking preventive measures now to prevent huge repercussions later. The Paid Liar for the State Department stated that the humiliating departure from Taiwan was Trump's fault.

Austin and Milley announced that they have put their experts in advancing to the rear on planning and implementing the departure of people and equipment from Taiwan in an orderly and secure manner. A new medal was ordered by Austin for those participating in the evacuations or those who identified with the evacuations.

President Biden said that he would have a commission set up to evaluate the performance of the evacuation of Taiwan. Based upon the conclusions of the commission, he would direct the Secretary of Defense and Chief of Staff Milley, to coordinate with the guy that runs the State Department, to create a plan for the evacuation of Americans and the embassy in Australia.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 08/17/2021 1:52:05 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Do you write for the Babylon Bee?


2 posted on 08/17/2021 1:54:58 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

There’s a more than good chance this is true or at least they will use your post as a plan. If they do maybe you can get a Hunter artwork for your efforts.


3 posted on 08/17/2021 1:57:45 PM PDT by Kartographer
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To: RetiredTexasVet

funny


4 posted on 08/17/2021 2:02:10 PM PDT by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Pelosi said the president is to be commended for the clarity of purpose of his statement on Taiwan and his action.


5 posted on 08/17/2021 2:11:14 PM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say )
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