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Oh Shoot!!
email from friend | 8/172021 | unknown

Posted on 08/17/2021 11:56:09 AM PDT by sodpoodle

An Arab, a Mexican and a Texas girl were in the same bar at Pappy's Cafe last week.

When the Mexican finishes his beer,he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces...

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!),throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces...

He says, 'In the Arab World we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The cool Texas girl,picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass,setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In Texas,we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless TEXAS!


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If only ;)
1 posted on 08/17/2021 11:56:09 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Indeed


2 posted on 08/17/2021 11:58:29 AM PDT by carikadon (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: sodpoodle

yikes...

we haven’t played cowboys and muslims yet.


3 posted on 08/17/2021 11:58:38 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something)
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To: sodpoodle

Hahahaha!!!! Best post of this day.


4 posted on 08/17/2021 11:59:57 AM PDT by hoe_cake
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To: sodpoodle

Bravo!


5 posted on 08/17/2021 12:05:02 PM PDT by chicagolady (Mexican Elite say: EXPORT Poverty and Let the the Stupid AmericanTaxpayer foot the bill !)
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To: sodpoodle

Nice shooting but what impressed me was she downed 12 oz in one gulp.


6 posted on 08/17/2021 12:09:08 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: dblshot

She must have learned from “The Fox” from the Man show.


7 posted on 08/17/2021 12:18:21 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: sodpoodle

Lol, thanks for the chuckle.


8 posted on 08/17/2021 12:22:07 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL, good one


9 posted on 08/17/2021 12:24:46 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents)(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: dblshot

I can do that, and I am an old lady. I don’t do it often anymore, but I can.


10 posted on 08/17/2021 12:39:30 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: sodpoodle

B T T T


11 posted on 08/17/2021 1:27:22 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Get off your ass and earn it !)
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To: sodpoodle

12 posted on 08/17/2021 1:35:05 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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