Posted on 08/11/2021 9:29:23 PM PDT by DoodleBob
ATLANTA, GA—Former Governor Andrew Cuomo has resigned in disgrace amid accusations of sexual harassment, but the sky is still the limit for his career, as CNN immediately hired him under a multi-million-dollar contract.
As soon as CNN learned the man was credibly accused of sexual harassment, they scooped him up to be an on-air personality.
"Between his ability to lie through his teeth, cover up atrocities, and sexually harass women, we think Mr. Cuomo will be a perfect fit for our company culture here at CNN," said CNN President Jeff Zucker. "What a find for our cable news channel! Plus, his brother already works here, and the two have intimate knowledge of each other's scandals. Mr. Cuomo will really hit the ground running here."
"Welcome, Mr. Cuomo!"
At publishing time, CNN had confirmed the Cuomo brothers will star in a new show called "Super Cuomo Bros." where they jump on seniors' heads to murder them and throw fireballs at the elderly.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
have to wait n see
the bee might be prognosticating a future fact here
“The Cuomo Brothers”
Gropey and Fredo
The Cuomo Brothers
Live, on CNN, the Cuomo News Network
Won’t be as hands-on as, well, you know.
CNN did not bring on Jeffrey Toobin to analyze Andrew Cuomo’s sexual harassment allegations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhd0ykPlE8&list=RDCMUCWo8xqPcbao-G4fskiM5CKg&start_radio=1
A quick watch . . . we are living in evil times.
I really don’t like the practice of tipping off the satire in headlines. Spoils the fun!
I understand, but there is a gang On The Other Side who whine if SATIRE isn’t identified up front.
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