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After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN (Bee..Satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | August 10, 2021 | Bee

Posted on 08/11/2021 9:29:23 PM PDT by DoodleBob

ATLANTA, GA—Former Governor Andrew Cuomo has resigned in disgrace amid accusations of sexual harassment, but the sky is still the limit for his career, as CNN immediately hired him under a multi-million-dollar contract.

As soon as CNN learned the man was credibly accused of sexual harassment, they scooped him up to be an on-air personality.

"Between his ability to lie through his teeth, cover up atrocities, and sexually harass women, we think Mr. Cuomo will be a perfect fit for our company culture here at CNN," said CNN President Jeff Zucker. "What a find for our cable news channel! Plus, his brother already works here, and the two have intimate knowledge of each other's scandals. Mr. Cuomo will really hit the ground running here."

"Welcome, Mr. Cuomo!"

At publishing time, CNN had confirmed the Cuomo brothers will star in a new show called "Super Cuomo Bros." where they jump on seniors' heads to murder them and throw fireballs at the elderly.

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KEYWORDS: bablyonbee; cnn; cuomo; satire

1 posted on 08/11/2021 9:29:23 PM PDT by DoodleBob
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To: DoodleBob

have to wait n see

the bee might be prognosticating a future fact here

“The Cuomo Brothers”


2 posted on 08/11/2021 10:45:02 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Gropey and Fredo

The Cuomo Brothers

Live, on CNN, the Cuomo News Network


3 posted on 08/11/2021 10:46:22 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: DoodleBob

Won’t be as hands-on as, well, you know.

CNN did not bring on Jeffrey Toobin to analyze Andrew Cuomo’s sexual harassment allegations

https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/cnn-did-not-bring-on-jeffrey-toobin-to-analyze-andrew-cuomos-sexual-harassment-allegations/


4 posted on 08/12/2021 12:43:01 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Secret Agent Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhd0ykPlE8&list=RDCMUCWo8xqPcbao-G4fskiM5CKg&start_radio=1

A quick watch . . . we are living in evil times.


5 posted on 08/12/2021 1:14:17 AM PDT by Maudeen (https://thereishopeinJesus.com/)
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To: DoodleBob

I really don’t like the practice of tipping off the satire in headlines. Spoils the fun!


6 posted on 08/12/2021 3:42:52 AM PDT by FatherofFive (We support Trump. Not the GOP)
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To: FatherofFive

I understand, but there is a gang On The Other Side who whine if SATIRE isn’t identified up front.


7 posted on 08/12/2021 4:48:17 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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