Posted on 08/08/2021 3:35:31 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
A group of wealthy individuals and a consortium of Ivy League and Progressive West Coast Universities have jointed in a revolutionary program to boost the image of Fake News media personnel. Soros, Zuckerberg, and Dorsey have agreed to finance the universities' program to fast-track a doctorate program for Fake News media personnel. The Fast-Track Doctor program will allow the media personnel to receive a Doctorate in one year of on-line study with generous credit for work and life experience.
One can readily see the credibility problem of Fake News personnel by the dearth of Doctors among the leading Fake News media personnel. We do not hear Doctor Coyote Blitzer or Doctor Brian Stelter or Doctor Dew Drop Lemon. These personnel are perceived to be of a lesser credibility than their guests who have doctorates. When mere Coyote Blitzer interviews Doctor Kaku, Physicist and Climate Change Conspiracy Theorist or Doctor Paul Krugman, Economist and Climate Change Conspiracy Theorist or even the sketchy Doctor Jill Biden, Grade School Teacher with inflated credentials Wolf appears to be small, irrelevant and with little credibility.
Soon all participating media personnel will have Doctor up front and MD* after their name. Yes, the introductions will be Doctor Coyote Blitzer, MD* anchor of the evening news, or Doctor Brian Stelter, MD*, Daily News Wrap-up or Doctor Dew Drop Lemon, MD*, Creative Fake News News.
This should improve the image of the Fake News by improving their personnel.
*MD = Doctorate in Marxist Dogma
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