IMO, the owl was sold an illicit business offering exotic and endangered animals as specialty food items! Carmine will cook it up to the peak of perfection.
No way, was anyone working for the City moving fast enough at two AM to take out the bird.
1 posted on
08/07/2021 1:21:44 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
the bird coulda been distracted by watching paint dry, and didn’t notice the slow moving vehicle inching towards it
2 posted on
08/07/2021 1:23:54 PM PDT by
Bob434
To: DUMBGRUNT
Barry’s last bash.
Hmmm, talk about timing.
3 posted on
08/07/2021 1:25:26 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
("Come fly with US". Ingenuity-- because the Son of David begins with Mars.)
I guess that Russian cat should cancel the flight to JFK
4 posted on
08/07/2021 1:26:40 PM PDT by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Owls are .... welllll ..... NIGHTowls !
Their heads swivel and their eyes see shit no other can see .... and it didn't / couldn't get out of the way of a YUGE maintenance vehicle ?
in my best new yawk ..
bullshit.
5 posted on
08/07/2021 1:29:21 PM PDT by
knarf
(qa)
To: DUMBGRUNT
7 posted on
08/07/2021 1:33:50 PM PDT by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
metaphor for the govt-pushed vax shots
8 posted on
08/07/2021 1:35:23 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Owl Lives Matter! (Barry dindu nuffins).
9 posted on
08/07/2021 1:39:28 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
("Success is 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent perspiration." — Thomas Edison)
To: DUMBGRUNT
10 posted on
08/07/2021 1:40:51 PM PDT by
abb
To: DUMBGRUNT
Lotsa folks with too much times on their hands!!
To: DUMBGRUNT
who ... who ....
who’s fault?
13 posted on
08/07/2021 1:46:02 PM PDT by
Cboldt
To: DUMBGRUNT; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
Doesn’t Jerry’s cousin Jeffrey work for the Parks Department?
14 posted on
08/07/2021 1:47:57 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sounds like the poor owl died of COVID and crash landed into a truck
16 posted on
08/07/2021 1:53:15 PM PDT by
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Nothing good happens in NYC at 2am.
20 posted on
08/07/2021 2:59:26 PM PDT by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I think I killed a squirrel a couple of days ago.
21 posted on
08/07/2021 3:02:14 PM PDT by
Bloodandgravy
(The mob is the mother of tyrants.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
OH! The bird had a name. That means millions of people will be mourning the bird’s death and demand an investigation.
23 posted on
08/07/2021 3:06:01 PM PDT by
I want the USA back
(We have more to fear from our government than from the bug that the chicoms made for us. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
24 posted on
08/07/2021 3:16:22 PM PDT by
Revel
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