”Thufferin’ thuccotash.”
Posted on 08/01/2021 3:06:50 PM PDT by xp38
New research suggests that English speakers put more droplets into the air when they talk, which may make them more likely to spread COVID-19. Since the novel coronavirus is spread by droplets, how spitty a language is might contribute to different rates of the disease. It all comes down to something called aspirated consonants, the sounds we make that spray more droplets of saliva into the air.
In college, everyone knew which professors spit the most when they lectured. The front rows of their classes were always empty after the first day of class, because the high achievers who sat there had been bathed with the lecturer’s saliva. When a lecture was particularly boring, students might find themselves fascinated by the way the sunlight caught droplets of spit, hanging in the air around the professor.
(Excerpt) Read more at forbes.com ...
I know this is from last year but a search seems to show we missed this little morsel of insanity.
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We missed this morsel of insanity because we’ve all. been served up a heaping plate of Covid insanity. Makes it hard to notice the crumbs.
Lol, of course somebody has to go there...
Cretinous.
NOT the Babylon Bee ... I thought for sure it would be!
Forbes owned by the Chinese Communist Party
I’m just shaking my head...
We know a lot of folks that should “STFU!”. Just sayin’. 🐂💩🤡
Cause of Death:
Massive dose of aspirated consonants. Deceased had a front-row seat to see Hamlet. He loved Shakespeare even to the end...
Russian owned rag posts anti-English sentiment
More than German?
Not the Babylon Bee. Hmmm, this is happening more and more often.
He chose not to be.
”Thufferin’ thuccotash.”
LOLOLOLOL, that’s pretty darn funny. One of the most stupid things I’ve heard in my life.
Maybe when you speak with a Southern accent, the drawl will help you spread CoVid less. 🤣
LOL
“Good night, sweet prince, / and Fauci sing thee to thy rest.”
Nonsense! I had to wear a raincoat in my high school French class. Bless Madame Fluette’s heart.
How long till this is included in a list of proofs of “White Guilt”? English is White originated as I think that the Robin Hood movie with the Black Saracen companion is a bit of false history. So now it will be English Speakers who are major vectors of disease contamination!
more ways to balkanize and demonize groups of people
thank you libtard overlords
> More than German? <
Some wit once remarked that the Germans invented their language just so they could spit at foreigners under the guise of polite conversation.
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