Posted on 07/24/2021 10:02:36 PM PDT by McGruff
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an unprecedented attack on democracy, former President Donald Trump has managed to sneak back into the White House hidden within a gigantic Trojan ice cream cone.
Experts suggest this may be the fulfillment of prophecy that foretold the glorious return of the true President who actually won the "rigged, total disaster" of an election.
"WOW! Chocolate chocolate chip!" said President Biden as the massive frozen confection was rolled across the White House lawn up to his front door. Overcome with desire, Biden dove face-first into the cone and began to try to swallow it whole like an anaconda.
With Biden distracted, Trump has taken up residence in the Oval Office and is now issuing executive orders.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It’s difficult to enjoy the Babylon Bee these days given the depressing direction the country is taking.
Read their articles not as satire, but as prognostications. So many of their pieces have come true in reality, often only a week or a month later.
Granted, this one is unlikely, but only because it's summer and the ice cream would melt in the Washington DC heat.
But this one made me LOL 😂
I heard that Trump hid in a giant Ben & Jerry’s carton of Cherry Garcia. Nobody ever checked a B & J for anything (that included Joe Biden - JB; BJ Harris; or Ben & Jerry’s (since they were well known Marxists).
LOL!
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