Posted on 07/23/2021 6:32:33 AM PDT by Red Badger
A 69-year-old guy in Florida came home from a doctor’s appointment on Monday, and found a random woman SKINNY DIPPING in his pool in the middle of the afternoon.
It happened in Port Charlotte, just outside Fort Myers. And it was around 90 degrees out. So it was hot. 42-year-old Heather Kennedy was completely naked, hanging out in his pool cooling off. So he called 911. But when the cops showed up, she still refused to leave.
There’s a photo of them offering her some clothes to cover up with. But she wouldn’t get out of the water, and told them to just leave her alone so she could keep swimming.
They eventually did get her out of the pool, and she’s facing charges for trespassing and resisting arrest. It turns out she lives about two miles from where it happened. It’s not clear if drugs or alcohol factored in, but she does have a history. She recently got pulled over, and cops found a bunch of drug paraphernalia and pills.
But she tried to claim the pills weren’t hers . . . and that they really belonged to a friend named “Crackhead Chris.” She’s due in court early next month to deal with the skinny-dipping charges.
Speaking of double shocking, my daughter the lifeguard at the country club reported that the annual someone-pooped-in-the-poo has just occurred. Money doesnt buy class...
“Ahm a Kennedy.”
‘It’s a familllly tradition....’
that’s a rough 42 years...
Under certain Lazditions, the woman herself might be considered an attractive nuisance.
“Smile, you’re on CANDID CAMERA!”
She’d clean up to “dimly lit bar” standards, no problem.
Like a b-list Hollywood ceeb without makeup
They make people different in FL................... Yeah, they come with stamps under their feet that say “Made in the other 49 states.” (Or was that the other 56 states?)
You could see her on Instagram and she would appear absolutely stunning. That’s the magic of digital electronics!
Easy now...
Lots of meth heads, down here.
That may have been his last chance at having a good time. Just frolicking.
Imagine the stories he could tell, big fish lie stories.
At 2:00am . . .
It’s seems she might have been a crack whore who given her state of inebriation might have been willing to make a deal, a nice cool swim naked in exchange for bumping uglies.....I wonder deep down did the guy think about it for one second...
OM...come on, man!
“ pooped-in-the-poo”
That’s some might fine aimin’
Time has been unkind enough - no need for me to pile on...
Not being so wasted that she could hold her eyes open and also putting on makeup might help.
Money doesn’t stop toddlers from pooping in pools
911. What is your emergency?
Say what?
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