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Debate Erupts Between Trusted Medical Doctor And Dr. Fauci
The Babylon Bee ^ | 7-20-2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/20/2021 1:11:52 PM PDT by servo1969

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During an explosive Senate hearing this week, Senator and trusted medical doctor Rand Paul argued with Anthony Fauci—a dangerous conspiracy theorist who thinks vaccines don't work and that the government is not funding the creation of medical abominations in secret labs.

"You are a LIAR!" said Rand Paul, pointing gravely at Dr. Fauci. "You are a LYING LIAR who LIES!"

Fauci, who was initially taken aback by the accusation, immediately recovered and said: "NO! It is YOU who is the LIAR, you LIAR!" Fauci then bobbed his head back and forth in a very sassy way and snapped his fingers in a zig-zag pattern.

"OOOOooo! Rand Paul got OWNED!" said CNN.

"OOOOooo! Fauci got DESTROYED!" said Fox News.

The C-SPAN segment immediately went viral, leading to more requests for the two men to face off in another confrontation. C-SPAN then announced they would be organizing a pay-per-view rematch, in which the trusted medical doctor and Dr. Fauci would call each other liars in an octagon-shaped cage.

Unfortunately, Fauci backed out at the last minute after C-SPAN instituted a strict "no bioweapons" policy for the face-off.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylon; fauci; rand; satire

1 posted on 07/20/2021 1:11:52 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Silly Bee. It wouldn’t be pay-per-view that’d fund the rematch, it’d be taxpayer funded gain-of-function research. LOL


2 posted on 07/20/2021 1:15:10 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: servo1969

Boy oh boy, Rand Paul ripped Fauci a new one.


3 posted on 07/20/2021 1:22:44 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

yeah but noone except for conservatives who watch the more conservative news will know about it


4 posted on 07/20/2021 1:24:38 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: servo1969

LOL!


5 posted on 07/20/2021 1:24:43 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: servo1969
In case anyone hasn't seen the real thing ...

JUST IN: Fiery Clash Between Rand Paul And Dr. Fauci, Each Accuses The Other Of Lying (video 6:12) Forbes Breaking News on Youtube

6 posted on 07/20/2021 1:36:36 PM PDT by TigersEye (Who shot Ashli Babbitt?)
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To: Bob434

Maybe not, but I have never heard a confrontation at that level in Congress before.


7 posted on 07/20/2021 1:40:49 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: servo1969

“Oh, yeah. Well, FASCI, I’m rubber and you’re glue and whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to YOU. No takebacks. Infinity. Powned! Loser!”


8 posted on 07/20/2021 2:02:34 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Tell It Right

Didn’t BBee used to be funny, and witty and wise? This is flat as the proverbial pancake.


9 posted on 07/20/2021 2:24:08 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: servo1969

The Bee gives a more accurate portrayal of the news than the corporate media. LOL


10 posted on 07/20/2021 2:24:33 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: supremedoctrine
They aren't making fun of Paul and Fauci. They're making fun of the rest of us for making a big deal about their fussing and calling each other a liar. Our fascination with it is like "wrestling" fans paying to watch a highly promoted rematch.


It's kind of like the movie Galaxy Quest didn't make as much fun of Star Trek itself as it made fun of Trekkies.

11 posted on 07/20/2021 2:29:43 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: servo1969

I almost stood up and applauded when I heard Rand say that Fauci was implicated in the deaths of 4 million people.

He actually went there and I’ve been waiting for someone with balls to say it.


12 posted on 07/20/2021 2:34:44 PM PDT by Magnatron
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To: servo1969


Talk about "gain of function", if I wasn't just a puppet, I wouldn't be talking to you right now!"
13 posted on 07/20/2021 2:46:22 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: servo1969

Rand Paul is exposing Anthony Fauci for the monster that he is.


14 posted on 07/20/2021 3:16:08 PM PDT by Arcadian Empire
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To: Tell It Right

Oh yes I knew that. But my mistake in addition was not being aware that there was this new round of the Fauci/Rand Paul face-off, which now that I saw it yesterday, was considerably more test and confrontational than I’ve yet seen. Having said that, Paul is the only one doing this, and it is NOT ENOUGH.


15 posted on 07/21/2021 9:22:08 AM PDT by supremedoctrine
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