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Biden Administration Extreme Action For Unvaccinated Americans (Satire)
7/10/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 07/10/2021 3:57:49 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The Biden Administration has finalized extreme action for unvaccinated Americans due to the large number resisting vaccination.

Initial door to door contacts in several states have not only resulted in no additional vaccinations but in volunteers being mocked, shamed and their intelligence and ancestry questioned.

Sec. of HHS Becerra was outraged by the treatment of his volunteers. He stated that the government has the right to demand that all citizens be vaccinated and it is considered unpatriotic or even treasonous to remain unvaccinated. Since the door to door campaign and common sense vaccination pleas were not heeded by the resisters, more stern measures will be implimented.

Effective Monday 12 July 2021 HHS is offering a bounty of $1,000 or an IPhone for the scalp of an unvaccinated traitor. DNA and medical tests will be conducted to ensure that the traitor was truly unvaccinated.

Governors Cuomo, Murphy, Whitmer, Newsom and other prominent quislings will lead the rollout of the program.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 07/10/2021 3:57:49 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Stolen from the Bee
2 posted on 07/10/2021 4:52:14 PM PDT by ETCM
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Great non-fiction work.


3 posted on 07/10/2021 6:16:55 PM PDT by PROCON (Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Please don’t give Biden ideas.


4 posted on 07/10/2021 6:18:36 PM PDT by moviefan8 (#restorethesnyderverse)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I was thinking of this as a potential response:
“ I’m busy right now, but give me your home address and I’ll come over to your house sometime soon”.


5 posted on 07/11/2021 4:44:18 AM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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