Posted on 06/30/2021 3:09:05 PM PDT by dynachrome
Some of the new penalties being introduced include:
Failure to skip
Failure to cuddle after contact
Badly coordinated outfit
Not enough men on the field
Delay of coming out
Being Tim Tebow
Not enough holding
"We recognize that these penalties read like a bunch of bad jokes written by straight men, but this is the fi-- stop laughing! This is the first step towards a more inclusive NFL. Stop laughing!" explained Goodell.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
They might be now.... 🙄
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This is a hoot. i’ve never liked football and now I know why.
The lavender mafia has gone after plenty of black comics for making gay jokes. Eddie Murphy and Kevin Hart come to mind. But after they both bent the knee and kissed the correct backsides, all was forgiven. I suppose someone got to them and buffaloed them into buying the party line that it’s about civil rights, or maybe just threatened their celebrity gravy trains. But you’re right, white guys don’t get off so easily.
They are hemorrhaging viewers and interest due to the possibility of repititious trauma to the head to the heads of their players. Single parent females don’t want their boys doing dangerous stuff, like football. Nfl needs new viewers. Going after the liberal woke hipsters. The game is now like 7 man football. Lots of passes, no real face up, or clean hard tackling. Really not worth watching.
If it wasn’t for Fantasy Football and betting the NFL would be in much worse position.
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