Posted on 06/30/2021 8:20:07 AM PDT by freedumb2003
U.S.—With more and more public bathroom facilities now allowing biological men in women's restrooms, women are dealing with the frustrating problem of always walking into a bathroom stall and finding someone has left the toilet seat up.
"We're sick of it!" said one probably transphobic woman. "We women have to deal with this all the time at home with our husbands or boyfriends, and now this? What's it gonna take for you men-- er, women, to stop leaving the toilet seat up?"
Some facilities had previously addressed this problem by gluing down the toilet seats but were later told that this was transphobic since some trans women need to lift the toilet seat for unknown reasons completely unrelated to physiology.
"This is a crisis," said Senator Chuck Schumer to reporters, "and one that can only be solved through far-reaching legislation. Rest assured the Democrat party is working on a solution to the toilet seat issue."
Congress has promised to intervene in this crisis by enacting legislation that would require full-time bathroom butlers to be paid a living wage to stay in women's restrooms and put the toilet seats down after each use.
They have shot past Onion as THE source of satire. They are so good that the n y slimes called them "fake news" and then HAD TO RECTRACT THAT.
OK... ya got me, suckered me into tapping the keyword “toilet”...couldn’t believe it was possible on FR.
Let’s put a lid on this...please. We don’t want this stuff flowing over to other threads.
What if a trans sits down and is manspreading? should that be trans-woman spreading?
Or if a trans explains things as if talking to a kid? Is that mansplaining? or trans-woman splaining?
When a man announces that he’s a woman, does he lose his right to be a member of the Patriarchy? are all his years of oppressing women forgiven? Does he get to accuse men of sexual harassment and be believed all the time?
Gotta love the Bee!
Satire today.
Normal tomorrow.
Yep, just watch any Monty Python episode from 50 years ago to find that out.
Already is.
Plus piss on the floor and seats.
Celebrate perversity.
>>Let’s put a lid on this...please. We don’t want this stuff flowing over to other threads.<<
We just won’t stand for it. I know when you post this kind of thread urine trouble.
>>What if a trans sits down and is manspreading? should that be trans-woman spreading?<<
A guy who SAYS he is a trannie with a raging woodie can strip in a girls’ bathroom and there is nothing anyone can do so long as he does not touch himself. No one is allowed to ask if he is trans.
Not sure about showers but that is coming (hehe) soon.
I have never understood why women NEED to have to seat down and ready to go. They have two hands just like us.
;>)
As far as I can tell they don’t look before they sit.
Our house has two bathrooms. One is mine and one is hers. Problem solved.
>>I have never understood why women NEED to have to seat down and ready to go. They have two hands just like us.<<
I agree. Why should the rule not be that ladies have to raise the seat?
The “rule” precedes and still exists through feminazis.
Satire is normalizing.
LOL! Bee hits peak droll.
Even men need to sit sometimes so since in a household with a man and woman, the seat in the down position is the preferred position more than half the time.
Likewise with men.
If changing the seat position is so not a big deal then why do men complain so much about doing it? Why do they expect women to do something they are unwilling to do themselves?
Good philosophy.
They don't, unless you want to use your hands for self pleasure, just leave the seat up and you'll show her who is the boss.
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