Posted on 06/23/2021 3:58:14 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The Vatican will hold an Interreligious Climate Inquisition ahead of the UN Climate Change Summit. Comrade Pope Francis has invited the leaders of the worlds religions, sects and cults to participate in the Inquisition.
Just like in the old inquisition days, Climate Change deniers will face the rack, trials by fire, water torture and the dunking stool and other means to determine their innocence or guilt.
Nordic Tree Worshiper Greta "The Whiner" will start the proceedings by loosing the rack on the first "Galileo" of Climate Change denial nominated by St. Al Gore. Other Climate Change rock stars, including Drs Hanson, Jones, and Mann, will operate the trials by fire for Global Warming deniers. Chuck Schumer and Bill Maher will represent the Jewish contingent at the water torture division. Barack and Moo Obama, representing the Muslim contingent, will operate the dunking stool. Nominal Catholics Nancy Pelosi and Slow Joe Biden will be reading goat entrails to determine deniers guilt or innocence.
At least they can’t burn you at the stake because that would increase CO2 emissions.
They could use a giant magnifying glass for a solar powered auto-da-fe.
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