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(Satire) CNN's Jim Acosta working on huge breaking Trump story
liberallunacy.net ^ | 6/17/21 | LiberalLunacy Staff

Posted on 06/17/2021 10:30:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

After being out of the limelight since the inauguration of President Biden, CNN's Jim Acosta confirms he is now working on a breaking story regarding the background of former President Trump.

Said his spokesbirthingperson, "We know Jim hasn't been seen or heard from much since President Biden, the shining example of government competence, was inaugurated, but that doesn't mean he hasn't not been not busy. He just wants everyone to know he is continuing to dig into the former presidents past and has uncovered shocking information.

"It appears from intensive interviews with his former kindergarten teacher, as well as his former kindergarten classmates, Trump was given unprecedented permission to actually color outside the lines during his art class. While they were held to the rigorous standard of staying in the lines, former classmates claim it's only Trump's white supremacy, flaunting of wealth and his obvious disdain for the rule of law that allowed him to get away with this serious transgression."

"It is inconceivable someone with this amount of contempt for authority would wind up as the ultimate authority responsible for the rule of law which he obviously learned to ignore at an early age."

"We know this is a story Americans care deeply about and we will consult with Adam Shiff to ensure this charge is brought up in Trumps next impeachment hearing."

"I'm just disappointed President Biden hasn't sniffed my hair yet but I'm holding out hope".

Developing...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor; satire

1 posted on 06/17/2021 10:30:29 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Babylon Bee is safe.


2 posted on 06/17/2021 10:31:44 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom ("Pour les vaincre il faut de l'audace, encore de l'audace, toujours de l'audace")
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Lame.


3 posted on 06/17/2021 10:35:39 AM PDT by McGruff
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Truly.


4 posted on 06/17/2021 10:36:12 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

In 4th grade he once called a black classmate a “dork.”


5 posted on 06/17/2021 10:38:02 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

What he said

https://rumble.com/vhgkq3-you-are-a-rude-terrible-person-trump-attacks-cnn-reporter.html


6 posted on 06/17/2021 10:39:47 AM PDT by janetjanet998
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

7 posted on 06/17/2021 10:40:22 AM PDT by Bobalu (We're way past Republican versus Democrat.... This is Good versus Evil...)
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To: All
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8 posted on 06/17/2021 10:42:46 AM PDT by AnthonySoprano (‘’’)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Bombshell..bombshell...bombshell...phooey!
9 posted on 06/17/2021 10:50:41 AM PDT by Don Corleone (leave the gun, take the canolis)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

LOL: “spokesbirthingperson”


10 posted on 06/17/2021 10:54:33 AM PDT by cld51860 (We’re doomed.)
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To: AnthonySoprano

Trump should have pushed-back HARD on that ‘no due process’ decision- and asked the judge to define what ‘due process’ he thinks there is for getting tossed out of the white house, if not rude and insulting behavior and assaulting a female staffer.


11 posted on 06/17/2021 11:08:03 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Bee is better.


12 posted on 06/17/2021 11:09:22 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: Sirius Lee

I’d believe The Bee over any MSM story.


13 posted on 06/17/2021 11:14:51 AM PDT by SkyDancer (I Identify As Vaccinated)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Jim Acosta = Spoiled brat ... enough said


14 posted on 06/17/2021 11:29:39 AM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

LOL


15 posted on 06/17/2021 11:30:08 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: antidemoncrat
Jim Acosta,,,total ass hat.

Oxygen pirate.....

16 posted on 06/17/2021 11:33:23 AM PDT by Osage Orange (DRT)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

That’s cute.


17 posted on 06/17/2021 11:36:49 AM PDT by McGavin999 (biden is not my president )
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I looked at some of the other articles.

Their heart is is in the right place over there, but they’re not ready for prime time.

Ha, I got in all three.


18 posted on 06/17/2021 11:37:53 AM PDT by Jotmo (Whoever said, "The pen is mightier than the sword." has clearly never been stabbed to death.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Jim has a chronic case of TDS.
19 posted on 06/17/2021 12:05:32 PM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

AND during lunch break, Trump was given TWO scoops of ice cream while others got only one!


20 posted on 06/17/2021 12:43:48 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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