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Dems Shocked, Disappointed To Learn The New Israeli Prime Minister Will Still Be A Jew
Babylon Bee ^ | June 14, 2021 | BabylonBee

Posted on 06/16/2021 7:24:31 AM PDT by Jewbacca

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Top Democratic lawmakers expressed deep dismay after learning that Israel, having at last ousted the villainous Netanyahu, plans to replace him with another Jew."Another Jew? I mean, are you kidding me?" said Ilhan Omar. "That has to be like, eight Jews in a row now as prime minister. Israel really can't find one Hamas guy, or one ISIS guy out there that can do the job? And people want to try to tell us they haven't established an apartheid state. Ridiculous."

Although still head of the most popular party in Israel, Prime Minister Netanyahu has become something of an international pariah for continuing to insist that his country ought to exist. His twelve years as prime minister have been marred by several refusals to have all the Jewish people lay down their weapons and die. As word spread that a coalition government would finally oust Mr. Netanyahu, the entire United Nations along with America's Democratic party began hoping that the new leadership would reconsider accepting Jewish annihilation - but it was not to be.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bee; democrats; israel
Parody? Or prophecy?
1 posted on 06/16/2021 7:24:31 AM PDT by Jewbacca
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To: Jewbacca

“Parody? Or prophecy?...”

Throughout history, parody has had this nasty habit of turning into prophecy. Just like another relationship I’ve noticed more than once throughout my life, and which I’ve been saving as the kernel of an idea to eventually write a new piece around, namely how: “Optional” is nearly always the larval stage of “Mandatory”.


2 posted on 06/16/2021 7:35:55 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: Kriggerel

I’m with you on Optional/Mandatory!


3 posted on 06/16/2021 7:44:04 AM PDT by Guenevere (When the foundations are being destroyed what can the righteous do)
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To: SunkenCiv; Liz

ping


4 posted on 06/16/2021 7:49:07 AM PDT by GOPJ (Rape isn't penis violence. Arson isn't fire violence. Murder isn't gun violence. CriminalsRviolence )
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To: Jewbacca; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; ...

“Israel’s gonna be an Apartheid state forever, man!” - woke commie Democrats.

DANG!


5 posted on 06/16/2021 7:50:32 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Kriggerel

Optional” is nearly always the larval stage of “Mandatory”.

Yep.


6 posted on 06/16/2021 9:30:54 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: Jewbacca

Rd and laugh later.


7 posted on 06/16/2021 10:00:14 AM PDT by NetAddicted ( Just looking)
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To: GOPJ

LOL......Omar really “gets it,” eh?


8 posted on 06/16/2021 11:00:18 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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