Kamala Harris Suggests Biden Has Dirt On The Clintons

Babylon Bee ^ | 6/14/2021 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a cryptic tweet this morning, Vice President Kamala Harris reached out to Hillary Clinton and suggested that Biden may have dirt on the Clintons.

"We can't imagine why she would do this, or what dirt Biden could possibly have on an impeccably virtuous moral leader like Hillary Clinton," said every single news anchor in perfect robotic unison. They then went back to their breaking story on why bird watching is racist.

When asked for comment, Kamala Harris responded, saying: "HAHAHAHAHA ha ha ha ha ha HA!"

Investigators are trying to uncover further information about what the Biden team has uncovered regarding Hillary Clinton, but we were unable to ask the investigators more after they all decided to get into a van, tie themselves up, and drive themselves into the Potomac river.

We also reached out to President Biden, but he was unavailable for comment.

[BipolarBob]

[V_TWIN]

Setting up the walking mummy for the big sleep.

[Da Coyote]

In reality, everybody has dirt on Bubba & the B**ch. The media and the rats ignore it.

[cnsmom]

Kamala May regret this either Hillary or Jill might get ideas.

[Sacajaweau]

impeccably virtuous moral leader.....who believes it's A ok to kill babies...and for hubby to work under his desk...Yeh...that's our Hillary!!

[rfp1234]

Kamala vs. Killary: the Cackle Bowl.

[LegendHasIt]

Heh, I’m a bit slow today. Took me about ten seconds to understand the brilliance of this satire,
despite knowing it came from the B-Bee.

[Vigilanteman]

It is always nice when Nazis and Marxists turn on each other. But more often, innocent people get caught in the crossfire.

[rdcbn1]

We live in interesting times.

Last I checked, Kamala is VP of the United States. Not very Vice Presidential.

Lots of dirt on Kamala and Biden as well.

Can't wait until the mutually assured destruction political war starts

[Grampa Dave]

Setting up the walking mummy for the big sleep?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/08/here-it-is-complete-list-of-clinton-associates-who-allegedly-died-mysteriously-or-committed-suicide-before-testimony-including-jeffrey-epstein/

[Old Yeller]

Well, now we know Chlamydia’s fate.

[Old Yeller]

Oh crap. Babylon Bee stung me.

[Liz]

Every single news anchor in perfect jackbooted unison, underlining each comment w/ a clenched fist:
"We can't imagine why Kamala would do this, or what dirt Biden could possibly have on an impeccably virtuous moral leader like Hillary Clinton."

Thus ended the story. The journos went back to their breaking story on why bird watching is racist, and why calling some birds blackbirds must change.

[al_c]

Uh-oh ... he’s a gonner!

[exnavy]

A call for arkincide?

[The Sons of Liberty]

Kamala Harris Suggests Biden Has Dirt On The Clintons

I guess the Ho doesn't want to wait for Jobama to be removed by the 25th Amendment; she's going the direct route straight to the klintons.

[old school]

“Brilliant” is, exactly, the word that came to mind!

[RatRipper]

The Beeeeeee

[aces]

Askance smell in the air

[BlackAdderess]

So she wants Joe to be Arkancided?