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Kamala Harris Visits Tomb Of Unknown Soldier To Tell Him To Enjoy The Long Weekend
Babylon Bee ^ | 5/31/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/31/2021 12:58:21 PM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris visited The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Memorial Day to pay her respects, and also to remind the fallen soldier to enjoy the long weekend.

As the military band played, Kamala somberly placed the wreath in its spot. Suddenly, she blurted out: "Hey you! Whoever you are! ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Onlookers watched in stunned amazement as Kamala walked back to her limousine, cackling loudly the whole time. A nearby crowd of journalists cheered and clapped while jumping up and down as they watched the Vice President speed away.

"Wow, a tremendously heartfelt tribute from Vice President Harris," said one CNN anchor.

Biden, not to be outdone, walked up to the tomb with an ice cream cone and sniffed the wreath.


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1 posted on 05/31/2021 12:58:21 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

Is that a picture of Biden with the good Dock tor Jill? That is the first in a while?


2 posted on 05/31/2021 1:01:29 PM PDT by Glad2bnuts ((“If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer,)
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3 posted on 05/31/2021 1:01:59 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
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To: BipolarBob

As the old saying goes: That’s gonna leave a mark.


4 posted on 05/31/2021 1:03:47 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Any comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
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To: Glad2bnuts

...is that spiderwebs on Bidens head ?


5 posted on 05/31/2021 1:05:57 PM PDT by KTM rider (Expatriated at home by no choice of my own)
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To: Daffynition
sobering

thank you, (first wet eyes of the day0

6 posted on 05/31/2021 1:07:08 PM PDT by KTM rider (Expatriated at home by no choice of my own)
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To: BipolarBob

Why the hell are those two idiots wearing masks???


7 posted on 05/31/2021 1:09:23 PM PDT by LIConFem (Don't drain the swamp. Just fill it with hungry gators. )
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To: BipolarBob

At least she didn’t declare him a racist.


8 posted on 05/31/2021 1:09:55 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: KTM rider

I watched a bit of the Memorial Day Concert last night on PBS, and had to turn it off....I was a blubbering idiot.

They did a lovely job with keeping the core meaning of the hallowed Holiday.


9 posted on 05/31/2021 1:10:30 PM PDT by Daffynition (*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
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To: LIConFem

Virtue signalling.


10 posted on 05/31/2021 1:11:30 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: DuncanWaring

So stupidity is now a virtue? Doesn’t surprise me in the least.


11 posted on 05/31/2021 1:14:07 PM PDT by LIConFem (Don't drain the swamp. Just fill it with hungry gators. )
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To: LIConFem

“””Why the hell are those two idiots wearing masks???”””


I had the same thought. Is this really a photo of Biden/Harris at the tomb today or was it photoshopped?????


12 posted on 05/31/2021 1:14:41 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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To: LIConFem

Like the Loan Arranger riding away, people can say, “Who WAS that masked man?”

Nobody ever seems to know.


13 posted on 05/31/2021 1:14:44 PM PDT by alloysteel ( Cows don't give milk. You have to work for it.)
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To: KTM rider

Not spiderwebs. One of the world’s worst combovers. The hair plugs are thinning out....


14 posted on 05/31/2021 1:16:50 PM PDT by alloysteel ( Cows don't give milk. You have to work for it.)
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Why the hell are they wearing masks? Two idiots.

My take is...and this goes back to the basement...He's terrified of catching anything.

My guess is that he IS ill at the present time and that's why no physical to date. And the last that we know about was in 2019.

15 posted on 05/31/2021 1:17:14 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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My parents, uncle & aunt, and a cousin & his wife rest at Arlington. God willing, so will I one day. I resent American-hating Leftists such as Harris, the Bidens, Obamas, and Clintons soiling the cemetery’s ground with their presence.


16 posted on 05/31/2021 1:18:11 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Presbyterian Reporter

Why not with Jill? Trump was always with Melania. Obama was always with Michelle.


17 posted on 05/31/2021 1:19:41 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Sacajaweau

I guess he he and Harris have no confidence in the fake (saline) COVID shot they got.


18 posted on 05/31/2021 1:21:50 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Corrupt Slow Joe Biden is the Bolshevik sock puppet.)
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To: SaxxonWoods

Harris is trash.


19 posted on 05/31/2021 1:23:55 PM PDT by Lumper20 (If one never served in war-He/she should never be a Gov. Department head.)
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To: LIConFem

“Why the hell are those two idiots wearing masks???”

So their body doubles could handle the distasteful requirements of demonstrating patriotism while Kamala and Joe enjoy the long weekend.


20 posted on 05/31/2021 1:28:52 PM PDT by PTBAA
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