Posted on 05/31/2021 2:25:42 AM PDT by Jonty30
I just read a funny joke. At least, I think it was funny.
Husband, doing a crossword puzzle, "What is a word that describes an overworked mailman?"
Wife. "How many letters?"
Husband, "I'm guessing too many."
Here’s one:
A guy goes to a busy emergency room at the hospital.
Walks in, nurse says what you got? Shingles.
Come with me, she puts him in a room. Wait here.
An hour later, another nurse comes in, what you got? Shingles.
Take your clothes off and put on a gown. The doctor is coming.
An hour later the doc comes in. What you got? Shingles.
Doc: Let’s take a look at them.
Guy: They’re out in my truck.
But I was going to ask, what's a postman for nowadays?
We don't mail anything these days and don't even buy stamps. Everything is sent via email now. We pay our bills online through our bank. The bills themselves are all digital. We shop online and have packages delivered by UPS or FedEx. All we get in our mailbox anymore is junk mail which goes directly to the trash daily. Never any letters or bills or correspondence.
And that brings up the once more common "going postal" post office employee who stressed out and attacked their fellow co-workers. You don't hear much about postal workers shooting up their worksites anymore. Why is that?
Times they are a-changin'.
What do you call people who raise and care for chickens?
Chicken Tenders
Newman!
Guy asked his wife is he was the only one she had ever been with. “Yes,” she said, “the others were 9’s and 10’s.”
EMPLOYEE ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS.
The Pope is doing a crossword puzzle.
He asks the Bishop, “What’s a 4 letter word for woman that ends in _unt ?
“Aunt”, says the Bishop.
The Pope replies,
“Yeah, thanks. Can I borrow your eraser?....
That’s more like it! :)
LOL!
Two isotopes walk into a bar. They sit down, order up a couple of beers, and one them starts looking around the floor nervously. “What’s wrong?”, asks the other isotope. “I think I lost an electron!”, said the first. “Are you sure?” “Yes! I’m positive!”
Why do Polish dogs have flat foreheads?
From chasing parked cars.
My favorite; Rodney Dangerfield said when he was a kid he had a bad case of acne. It was so bad that he once fell asleep at a table in the library and when he woke up a blind kid was reading his face.
LOL
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