Posted on 05/20/2021 7:45:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Thank God for the Irish!
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a
Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions
"We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the
Temple of Apollo."
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and
Winter Solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the
son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
"Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented
the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."
ROTFLMBO.!
I believe one must be of a certain age group to fully comprehend.
(And only if they didn’t live a ‘sheltered’ life)<:<:<:
Very educational...and funny!
This one moves to the top 10. Luv ya Sod !
I was going to tell this to a Greek friend... until I saw the punch line!
Favorite command in the Greek Army?
“To the rear, March!”
With a crowbar...
Ping.
Why is there no draft in the Greek Army?
They don’t want to leave their brothers behind. (groan)
Good thing. Or you might have had a punched face.
No true Irishman would every be caught patronizing Starbucks.
You’re only there Thursday’s and don’t forget to tip the waitress....Bada Bing, Bada Boom
Before he comes out of his corner the Jewish kid takes a Star of David out of his trunks and kisses it.
“Sure ‘n’ what does dat mean?’’asks the priest.
The rabbi say's “Oy, it means he's asking for the strength of the mighty Sampson!''. "Oh aye'' says the priest. Just before the Irish kid comes out of his corner he makes the Sign of The Cross. The rabbi asks "Oy, what means dis?'' The priest say's "Ah sure 'n' it don't mean s**t if he can't fight''.
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