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Don't touch it!!!!
1 posted on 05/20/2021 7:45:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

ROTFLMBO.!


2 posted on 05/20/2021 7:47:09 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: sodpoodle

I believe one must be of a certain age group to fully comprehend.

(And only if they didn’t live a ‘sheltered’ life)<:<:<:


3 posted on 05/20/2021 7:49:44 AM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 "Message to GOP "GO FUnd YOURSELF")
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To: sodpoodle

This one moves to the top 10. Luv ya Sod !


5 posted on 05/20/2021 7:53:40 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

I was going to tell this to a Greek friend... until I saw the punch line!


6 posted on 05/20/2021 7:53:46 AM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: sodpoodle

Favorite command in the Greek Army?

“To the rear, March!”


7 posted on 05/20/2021 8:02:29 AM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: sodpoodle

With a crowbar...


8 posted on 05/20/2021 8:13:49 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: Noumenon

Ping.


9 posted on 05/20/2021 8:18:26 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: sodpoodle

No true Irishman would every be caught patronizing Starbucks.


12 posted on 05/20/2021 9:12:31 AM PDT by bgill
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To: sodpoodle
A rabbi and a priest go to a boxing match to watch a Jewish and an Irish kid slug it out.

Before he comes out of his corner the Jewish kid takes a Star of David out of his trunks and kisses it.

“Sure ‘n’ what does dat mean?’’asks the priest.

The rabbi say's “Oy, it means he's asking for the strength of the mighty Sampson!''. "Oh aye'' says the priest. Just before the Irish kid comes out of his corner he makes the Sign of The Cross. The rabbi asks "Oy, what means dis?'' The priest say's "Ah sure 'n' it don't mean s**t if he can't fight''.

14 posted on 05/20/2021 10:58:07 AM PDT by jmacusa (America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
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