Posted on 05/14/2021 12:11:51 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris has expressed her concern that she will never get a chance to destroy America, as Biden has lived much longer than expected and will ruin the entire country before she gets a crack at it.
"He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't be anything left for me to ruin," said a nervous-looking Harris as she put her feet up on the Oval Office desk, as Biden was taking a nap. "I don't know how much longer I can wait. Every time he destroys another industry, devalues the U.S. dollar, causes hyperinflation, or ruins the job economy, a little part of me dies inside -- that little girl who wanted to be president and destroy everything -- her dreams die."
"Maybe we can pass some more constitutional amendments so I can destroy those? I don't know. Whatever we need to do to ensure I still have things to break when he finally kicks the bucket."
At publishing time, Harris had taken matters into her own hands and rubbed some barbecue sauce on Biden's sleeping neck in hopes that Major Biden would take care of her little problem.
Lulz, just hilarious.
Funny, yes ...
... though I wonder if she’s having second thoughts about becoming President because if she does, well, she’d have to be President over Biden’s crashing mess.
Gee, what brought this on? Realization of reality? Really? This happens whenever a corrupt Democrat actually gains power. Now that they have it, what do they do? If they actually do what they promised during the campaign, then what do they do when they are caught holding the bag, as that issue heads for the toilet? Deny everything, I guess. It is both predictable as the sunrise, and pedestrian as a fart. No surprise.
Sucks to be her. (and yes pun very much intended.)
Kinda puts a bullseye on his arse.
Look for after the 2 year 1 day mark for the call to remove Biden as POTUS for health reasons to put Kamaltoe in as POTUS. That is if the US is still around by then.
Lol, she is already doing damage
Kamalalala is just waiting for her chance to push Joe down the stairs.
Kamala Harris Starting To Worry Biden Will Fully Destroy America Before She Even Gets A Chance
What is the difference as to who will finish the job, one is about as bad as the other.
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