Posted on 05/12/2021 6:44:45 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The world is full of sinister voices, always trying to lure your children toward extremist, far-right ideas. How can you protect your kids from growing up to be literally Hitler-- or worse-- Ben Shapiro? We did several minutes of research and found the 7 books you must avoid at all costs:
1. The Bible: This deeply problematic book teaches that all human beings are of one race, with only two genders, made in the image of God. Yeesh. Not a good look, God.
2. Any math book: Math is a gateway drug into the white supremacist idea of "either/or" thinking. It starts with 2+2=4, and ends with your kid microaggressing her non-binary classmate. Stay away!
3. The works of Shakespeare: We don't know much about Shakespeare because he uses big words so we never read him. We know this much though: he was a white cis-male. We recommend a comic book by Ta-Nehisi Coates instead.
4. If You Give A Mouse A Cookie: This deeply anti-communist work criticizes the welfare state and reeks of white supremacy. It also smacks of bigotry. It's rare for a book to both reek and smack like that.
5. The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe: Indoctrinates kids into Christianity, and shames women from being Witches/feminists.
6. Are You My Mother?: REEEEEEE!
7. The Tuttle Twins: Kids who read these books have been known to grow into virtuous, productive citizens. How is the government going to grow bigger if everyone is a virtuous, productive citizen? Sounds pretty counterproductive to us.
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I wad going to say One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish.
That series came to the silly conclusion that as our view of the universe changed then, in fact , the universe changed. If you believed that then 2000 years ago Earth , Air , Water and Fire were the only elements at the time. Somehow in spite of everybody looking high and low for it they never did find the Philosophers Stone.
Or “The Rainbow Fish”, basically “The Communist Manifesto” for tykes.
I liked to annoy the airhead history teacher at my high school.
“I can appreciate satire, but mocking the Bible and God is, well, beyond the line, at least as I see it.”
Not really mocking God or the Bible at all, but you do remember that Genesis quotes Satan mocking God and accusing Him of lying [of doing what he was himself doing], so Satan was the first democrat.
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