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7 Dangerous Books That Could Radicalize Your Child
The Babylon Bee ^ | May 11, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 05/12/2021 6:44:45 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The world is full of sinister voices, always trying to lure your children toward extremist, far-right ideas. How can you protect your kids from growing up to be literally Hitler-- or worse-- Ben Shapiro? We did several minutes of research and found the 7 books you must avoid at all costs:

1. The Bible: This deeply problematic book teaches that all human beings are of one race, with only two genders, made in the image of God. Yeesh. Not a good look, God.

2. Any math book: Math is a gateway drug into the white supremacist idea of "either/or" thinking. It starts with 2+2=4, and ends with your kid microaggressing her non-binary classmate. Stay away!

3. The works of Shakespeare: We don't know much about Shakespeare because he uses big words so we never read him. We know this much though: he was a white cis-male. We recommend a comic book by Ta-Nehisi Coates instead.

4. If You Give A Mouse A Cookie: This deeply anti-communist work criticizes the welfare state and reeks of white supremacy. It also smacks of bigotry. It's rare for a book to both reek and smack like that.

5. The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe: Indoctrinates kids into Christianity, and shames women from being Witches/feminists.

6. Are You My Mother?: REEEEEEE!

7. The Tuttle Twins: Kids who read these books have been known to grow into virtuous, productive citizens. How is the government going to grow bigger if everyone is a virtuous, productive citizen? Sounds pretty counterproductive to us.

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bible; books; children; childrensbooks; education; math; satire; tuttletwins
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I wad going to say One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish.


21 posted on 05/12/2021 9:00:50 PM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
he was a white cis-male.

I'm not so sure about that. Some his sonnets are kinda ... well ...
22 posted on 05/12/2021 9:19:28 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (Dr. Sivana is not a medical doctor. He is a comic book doctor of the Mad Scientist variety.)
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To: wally_bert
...Day The Universe Changed ...

That series came to the silly conclusion that as our view of the universe changed then, in fact , the universe changed. If you believed that then 2000 years ago Earth , Air , Water and Fire were the only elements at the time. Somehow in spite of everybody looking high and low for it they never did find the Philosophers Stone.

23 posted on 05/12/2021 10:19:19 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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To: BipolarBob

Or “The Rainbow Fish”, basically “The Communist Manifesto” for tykes.


24 posted on 05/12/2021 10:43:37 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Nateman

I liked to annoy the airhead history teacher at my high school.


25 posted on 05/13/2021 3:16:26 AM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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To: Fungi

“I can appreciate satire, but mocking the Bible and God is, well, beyond the line, at least as I see it.”

Not really mocking God or the Bible at all, but you do remember that Genesis quotes Satan mocking God and accusing Him of lying [of doing what he was himself doing], so Satan was the first democrat.


26 posted on 05/13/2021 4:25:05 AM PDT by odawg
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