[nickcarraway]

[FLvoter]

Now there’s a sitcom waiting to happen...

[BobL]

Hopefully she gets evicted.

[PGR88]

Yes, it would be quiet, probably quite safe, and also people would mostly be very friendly

[Karliner]

I think that’s kinda cool in a way. She can write about all the wisdom the seniors have, the mistakes made, and as she stated, a lot of people caring about her. But some senior could probably use the flat.

[j.havenfarm]

That is cheap rent. She can use the money saved to get some treatment for her stupidity

[plain talk]

what a maroon.

[DesertRhino]

She says she is actually enjoying it. If she is smart, she’ll go ahead and become a good neighbor and see what she learns, who she meets, etc. This could be a blessing she can’t imagine.

[Mashood]

Normally these units are age restricted...nobody under 55.

[Kickass Conservative]

Okay, maybe I’m a bit confused, but if it was really designated Senior Housing wouldn’t a prospective Renter be asked their Age on the Rental Application?

[Responsibility2nd]

If anyone cannot see that this is satire and a lame attempt at copying the Babylon Bee, then...

[outofsalt]

Just dye your hair blue!

[dynachrome]

And it’s not the Bee?

[twister881]

She’s a nursing assistant who undoubtedly has some medical skills. She could be of help to the residents with advice, medication admin, or simple, first aid-like treatments, Good Samaritan laws applying. And if she’s AED trained or CPR/BLS certified, all the better for a possible emergency.

[Larry Lucido]

Hey, it worked for Kramer.

Just be sure there is an extra ambulance available on Sadie Hawkins dance night.

[Marchmain]

I hope she’s not supplanting a senior who needs that apt.

[familyop]

She just wanted to horn in and go poaching for an old man.

[familyop]

She’s the center of attention there now. The old folks won’t willingly let her go.

[Captain Peter Blood]

So what, make friends, maybe someone will put you in their will. I

[familyop]

"When questioned on how a teenager was allowed to move into a retirement village, Madison explained it is equal-opportunity housing that doesn’t discriminate on age, despite being designed for senior citizens.

She told Newsweek the cheap rent was a ‘financial blessing, revealing she pays $350 (£251) a month for a two-bedroom flat."

After reading that and passing the news on to all of their neighbors, the hordes from slums in blue states all over the U.S. are heading there now. So there goes Arkansas, swirling down...

[drSteve78]

So, no one checked her ID card? Driver’s license?