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"Survivor - Texas-Style!"
email from friend | 5/8/2021 | unknown

Posted on 05/08/2021 11:20:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat" 2. "Amnesty For Illegals" 3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks" 4. "Boycott Beef" 5. "I Voted For Obama" 6. " George Strait can't sing" 7. " Elect Hillary In 2024" 8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor" 9. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer" 10. "Al Franken Is My Hero" 11. "I Side With Jane Fonda" 12. "It's Trump's Fault" 13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is…; 14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns" The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins..


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: honest; humor; joke; texas
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To: sodpoodle

Good one. I thought it was the 🐝


21 posted on 05/08/2021 12:39:28 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: sodpoodle

lol


22 posted on 05/08/2021 12:51:05 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: sodpoodle

Reminds me of Top Gear UK’s Road Trip Through the Deep South.

Look it up. My God, it was hilarious.


23 posted on 05/08/2021 2:38:28 PM PDT by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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To: sodpoodle

Oldie but a goody.


24 posted on 05/08/2021 3:00:51 PM PDT by slouper (LWRC SPR 5.5 6)
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To: Celerity

Do you mean a hammer and sickle?


25 posted on 05/08/2021 4:05:01 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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To: sodpoodle

15 “Get rid of Oil and Gas”


26 posted on 05/08/2021 4:23:56 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: Yo-Yo
Top Gear was the best TV show ever!!!!

That episode was a hoot!

Loved the episode when they made their own campers and the one were they made their own limousines.

27 posted on 05/08/2021 4:27:08 PM PDT by lizma2
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To: Mathews

Things can change quick ....


28 posted on 05/11/2021 4:56:17 AM PDT by no-to-illegals ( Liberals, leftists, Rinos, moslems, illegals, lamestream media. All want America to fail and die )
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