Posted on 05/08/2021 11:20:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"
The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas. Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat" 2. "Amnesty For Illegals" 3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks" 4. "Boycott Beef" 5. "I Voted For Obama" 6. " George Strait can't sing" 7. " Elect Hillary In 2024" 8. " Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor" 9. "I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer" 10. "Al Franken Is My Hero" 11. "I Side With Jane Fonda" 12. "It's Trump's Fault" 13. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" And the last sticker is…; 14. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns" The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins..
Good one. I thought it was the 🐝
lol
Reminds me of Top Gear UK’s Road Trip Through the Deep South.
Look it up. My God, it was hilarious.
Oldie but a goody.
Do you mean a hammer and sickle?
15 “Get rid of Oil and Gas”
That episode was a hoot!
Loved the episode when they made their own campers and the one were they made their own limousines.
Things can change quick ....
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