DANG!
Posted on 05/05/2021 8:31:42 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—A Trump spokesman has recently announced that Trump will soon be returning to social media with his own platform. This new "trumped-up" social media site is expected to completely change the game and will feature an all-new look and experience for users.
“We are removing the lame verification badges and replacing them with ‘People Who Aren’t Losers And Total Disasters’ badges,” Trump announced during a recent press release. “Before, anybody could get one, total losers got verified on Twitter, but not anymore. Now only the very best people will receive badges on my platform.”
“Frankly, this site is tremendous, maybe best website ever made, we'll see. Now Americans can delete their Twitter, Facebook, and any other social media account, because this is the only one you will ever need,” Trump continued. “Now all of the smart, beautiful users can post and see only the very best information and not worry about big tech censorship.”
Trump has made it clear that news sites such as CNN and the failing New York Times will receive ‘Totally Dishonest’ badges should they decide to make an account. He explained that they would still be fact-checked even though there's no need to bother because "we all know they will be rated completely fake and untrue no matter what they say."
“It’s going to be an unbelievable experience for all of the supporters of everybody’s favorite president,” said Trump. "Never again will you be without my every thought."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
DANG!
So sad this is Babylon Bee. I was hoping it was for real.
“Never again will you be without my every thought.”
Sometimes it is wise to reflect and revise before hitting the post button.
About 30% of my previewed posts are never posted.
“I was hoping it was for real.”
Somebody needs to effectively counteract social media bias and DJT knows that better than anyone, and DJT has the time, money and contacts needed to get the job done.
That was from the article, not me. And the Babylon Bee is a satire site.
Tina is invited!
The Best
by Tina Turner
I call you when I need you, my heart’s on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak a language of love like you know what it means
Umm, it can’t be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong, baby
You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I’ve ever met
I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart
Baby, I would rather be dead
In your heart I see the star of every night and every day
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I’m here in your arms
I could be in no better place
You’re simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I’ve ever met
Uuh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Don’t tear us apart, no no no
Baby, I would rather be dead
Each time you leave me I start losing control
You’re walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I’m alone
Oh baby, don’t let go
Ooh, you’re the best
Aow
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I’ve ever met
Uuh, I’m stuck on your heart
I hang on every word you say
Don’t tear us apart, no no
Baby, I would rather be dead
Uuh, you’re the best
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