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The CIA’s woke recruitment video is hysterical funny
American Thinker ^ | 4 May, 2021 | Andrea Widburg

Posted on 05/04/2021 4:17:11 AM PDT by MtnClimber

The CIA has put out a new recruitment video featuring a 36-year-old CIA employee boasting about her cisgender, her intersectional identity, and her mental fragility. On the one hand, it may be one of the funniest things you’ll see this week. On the other hand, every one of us should be terrified that this is the kind of person working for the CIA and that this is the kind of person the CIA hopes to recruit.

The CIA’s home page proudly announces, “We are the Nation’s first line of defense. It explains that its work, “[a]s the world’s premier foreign intelligence agency…is vital to U.S. national security.” It has the responsibility to “collect and analyze foreign intelligence and conduct covert action.” When the CIA has done its job, “U.S. policymakers, including the President of the United States, make policy decisions informed by the information we provide.”

SNIP

In 1953, it was involved in overthrowing Prime Minister Mosaddeq, with Ayatollah Khomeini getting his deadly payback 26 years later (and for the next 40 years). No Cuban in Florida will ever forget the CIA’s disastrous Bay of Pigs fiasco in 1963. Then there was Project MK-Ultra, the CIA’s abusive, decades-long, disastrous attempt at mind control. And of course, who could forget the way the CIA missed the whole oncoming collapse of the former Soviet Union. Whoops.

With that kind of track record, no wonder the CIA has happily embraced reinvention via today’s woke phenomenon. This isn’t your grandfather’s failed CIA anymore. This is a new, differently failing CIA, completely with young agents who have the kind of solid egos that can only come with embracing their cisgender, Millennial, intersectional, Latina, feminist, anti-patriarchal, “diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder” selves.

And no, none of that’s a joke. It’s real.

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; cia; communism; wokeism
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1 posted on 05/04/2021 4:17:11 AM PDT by MtnClimber
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To: MtnClimber

You won’t believe the wokeist crap CIA recruiting video embedded at the middle of the article.


2 posted on 05/04/2021 4:18:35 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screeen name for my FR home page.)
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To: MtnClimber

Well, I mean, you wouldn’t want to “internalize misguided patriarchal ideas” whilst trying to outmaneuver, excuse me, outpersoneuver, a stone cold killer like Putin.


3 posted on 05/04/2021 4:22:57 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: MtnClimber

No, it’s actually pretty sad. All this woman does is talk about herself. If she said anything about the CIA mission, I missed it. Likely indicative of the people Brennan filled the CIA with during his tenure.


4 posted on 05/04/2021 4:24:02 AM PDT by rbg81 (Truth is stranger than fiction)
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To: MtnClimber

Whatever is left of the conservative movement really needs to stop stop thinking this Woke stuff is “hysterically funny.”


5 posted on 05/04/2021 4:26:49 AM PDT by JonPreston (Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
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......a new CIA recruitment video may be one of the funniest things you’ll see this week:
<><> it features a 36-year-old CIA employee
<><> boasting about her cisgender, her intersectional identity, and her mental fragility.

OTOH, every one of us should be terrified that this "mentally fragile" person is working for the CIA
and that she is the sort the CIA hopes to recruit and be given top security clearance.

Remember these people are supposed to be protecting Americans' safety and security.......not operating self-help, identity classes.

6 posted on 05/04/2021 4:27:17 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: rbg81

And we are supposed to trust her with our Country’s secrets? I think not.


7 posted on 05/04/2021 4:32:35 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Keep the Faith. Everything happens for a reason.)
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To: GOPJ; Jane Long; MinuteGal; jsanders2001; V K Lee; HarleyLady27; stephenjohnbanker; ...
The two-minute CIA recruitment video was widely mocked on social media. But wait...there's more CIA-induced fun ahead:

The CIA promotional video, posted on Twitter Wednesday, features a 36-year-old CIA officer who ticked off a series
of kooky left-wing buzzwords before boasting that she can “wax eloquent on complex legal issues” while staying true to her Latina roots.

AND I QUOTE:
“I am a woman of color, a mom, a cisgender millennial who’s been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder,” she whines, as dramatic string music plays.
“I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box-checking exercise. I did not sneak into the CIA, but have suffered from “impostor syndrome."
" My employment was not and is not of a fluke or a slip through the cracks. "

That's what we're afraid of, stupido.

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She then says "I am educated, qualified and competent.”

Sez you, you lefty loon.

8 posted on 05/04/2021 4:40:21 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: Sirius Lee
Well, she's a natural.....you wouldn’t want to “internalize misguided patriarchal ideas”
whilst trying to outmaneuver, excuse me, outpersoneuver, a stone cold killer like Putin.

Especially while she's being true to her Latina roots.

9 posted on 05/04/2021 4:42:54 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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LAST CALL: this mentally disturbed Latina and the persons who signed off on this video need to be fired ASAP.


10 posted on 05/04/2021 4:46:30 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: JonPreston

Spot on because the jokes on us. The left is giving people like this a license to kill (our side).


11 posted on 05/04/2021 4:52:24 AM PDT by Varda
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To: MtnClimber

No mention of the sperm donor.

What is that individual’s status in Mija’s family?


12 posted on 05/04/2021 5:14:51 AM PDT by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
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To: MtnClimber

CIA = Cisgender Intelligence Agency?


13 posted on 05/04/2021 5:19:11 AM PDT by Durbin
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To: MtnClimber

Hilarious to the point of being utter idiocy.

Better hope ‘It’ has a desk job cause if ‘It’ goes field agent, I can foresee ‘It’ getting utterly wrecked by some Russian or Chinese agent or worse, getting utterly wrecked after being captured, caught, etc.


14 posted on 05/04/2021 5:19:34 AM PDT by cranked
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To: MtnClimber

Not even six months out and I’ve assumed a permanent face palm position.


15 posted on 05/04/2021 5:30:13 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good Bye Ellen)
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To: MtnClimber

Maybe this is a diabolical ruse to fool our enemies into thinking our foreign intelligence agency is full of incompetent basket cases so they will get overconfident and make mistakes. Okay, probably not.

The CIA got this idea from manic depressive CIA agent Carrie in “Homeland.” Set a crazy to catch a crazy and all that.


16 posted on 05/04/2021 5:32:44 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: MtnClimber

“The CIA has put out a new recruitment video featuring a 36-year-old CIA employee boasting about her cisgender, her intersectional identity, and her mental fragility.”

I dont think I want my CIA agents, responsible for national security, to have mental fragility.


17 posted on 05/04/2021 5:32:52 AM PDT by lowbridge
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“I am a cis-gender millennial diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder...”.

The CIA is corrupt to the bone. The saving grace is it’s incompetent and dysfunctional.


18 posted on 05/04/2021 5:41:07 AM PDT by Flick Lives (“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
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To: MtnClimber

I wish it were funny. It isn’t. I’d say it was as upside-down as Alice in Wonderland; but at least some of Alice’s experiences were funny.

THIS tripe is PATHETIC. It shows how far gone we are. That deluded chick must despise the likes of me. I merely feel sorry for her, and for the country.


19 posted on 05/04/2021 5:57:28 AM PDT by Migraine
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To: MtnClimber

As I said on another thread, CIA is full of Dems and has been for decades. Given how crazy the Dems are these days, it is no surprise that this is what they consider a decent recruitment video. And it’s also a bit of propaganda in the sense that it’s designed to make the agency more popular with the general public. Hey, guys, look how ‘woke’ we are compared to those evil Russians, Iranians, blah, blah, blah.


20 posted on 05/04/2021 6:00:46 AM PDT by Stravinsky
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