Should you laminate your covid passport?

[Jonty30]

Yes you should, so it will always be pristine when they ask for your papers.

Remember to thank the Commandant for his service when they are finished with you.

[Conservat1]

And that you Trump....

[dynachrome]

I saw an article on FR that said the fibbies were going to investigate false certificates. My friend is saddened by this.

[ransomnote]

And that you Trump....
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Trump stated he would never make vaccination mandatory.
He demonstrated the effectiveness and safety of HQ and antibody alternatives.

[MercyFlush]

My Wuhan Flu passport bears a remarkable resemblance to a Bowie knife.

[Political Junkie Too]

Just be sure to keep Isabella Rossellini's name on it first.

-PJ

[Fai Mao]

No, not if it requires boosters. Instead, make a digital copy.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Some of my pretend conservative friends say they won't stand for having to have a vaccine passport. After all, they have the paperwork they received when they got their vaccine shots so those should be sufficient.

Face palm.

[Chode]

no... you have to update it with each new shot

[Stentor]

I saw an article on FR that said the fibbies were going to investigate false certificates.

After they finish donuts and self abuse?

[Tipllub]

an implanted chip will be much more convenient and secure.

[fluorescence]

They’ll check for voter registration and political donations before deciding if it’s worth looking into.

[bimboeruption]

“Pretend Conservatives”...you got that right.

I’ve never worn a face diaper and won’t take the vaccine.

The Commandant can piss up a rope.

[wjcsux]

“My Wuhan Flu passport bears a remarkable resemblance to a Bowie knife.”

That’s interesting, mine resembles a Colt 1911.

[Stentor]

After all, they have the paperwork they received when they got their vaccine shots so those should be sufficient.

That courage has to be bottled./s

[Deaf Smith]

Laminate?

Just get the ID number tattooed to your forehead and be done with it.

It will be your personal Mark.

[Stentor]

They’ll check for voter registration and political donations before deciding if it’s worth looking into.

What would a gray man do?

[Retrofitted]

Careful. One of the things that was done in the past was the papers were declared the property of the Reich... uh, federal government. This meant that any modification AT ALL carried a sentence with it, up to and (always) including imprisonment... uh, re-education.

[Secret Agent Man]

nothing to laminate

i am in the control group

taking one for the team

[_Jim]

re: “Should you laminate your covid passport?”

Like decoupage it to a four ft long 2” x 2” or 2x4?

Could come in handy ...