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Here Are 7 Shows That Got Better Ratings Than The Oscars (Babylon Bee)
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 27 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/27/2021 7:50:55 PM PDT by xp38
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posted on
04/27/2021 7:50:55 PM PDT
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xp38
To: xp38
On that video on installing a Clarkman garbage disposer - there’s a mistake. You’ve got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line.
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posted on
04/27/2021 7:56:38 PM PDT
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Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido
NOO-OOOOO!!!!!!!
You’ll not only void the warranty, you’ll invert the freeflux incapacitator, and turn your garbage disposer into a garbage dispenser—guaranteed or double your garbage back!
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:00:27 PM PDT
by
_longranger81
(God help us, Every One. )
To: xp38
I really enjoyed watching the Oscars....
The Oscar Meyer Weiners roasting on my grill!
I named the plump one Joy Behar.
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:01:07 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: Larry Lucido
Especially if you plan to install it in your bathtub.
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:01:09 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: xp38
I didn’t watch the Oscars. But I saw the clip of that black woman host, who at the very beginning, started talking about how she was ready to march in Minneapolis if that trial didn’t end the way it did.
It was funny to me, how she said she knows America doesn’t like it when Hollywood is preaching to them, and she proceeds to act like a stereotypical Hollywood idiot and preach to us.
To: _longranger81; Army Air Corps
As long as he can get his veggies washed!
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:05:01 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
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To: _longranger81
I didn't even know that Oscar was on or I might have watched.
I like your subtle tie-in with garbage. Perfect metaphor.
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:07:14 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Will the Younger Dryas Impact you? )
To: xp38
LOL!
Babylon Bee is excellent!
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:15:08 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: xp38
Was the paint the type that goes on pink and dries to white? If so I’ll bet the show is really popular with stoners.
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:19:24 PM PDT
by
chickenlips
(Neuter your politicians)
To: xp38
Arlo Huckleberry’s infrared trail camera in Arkansas: This riveting viewing of various forest critters prowling around the hills at night averages 12 million views per day.
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Those trail cams are pretty interesting.
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:20:13 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: xp38
Don’t forget “Cop Rock!” B-D
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:21:02 PM PDT
by
MrLucky1966
(GOVT.SYS CORRUPTED! RUN GUN.COM? (Y/Y) GUN.COM NOT FOUND, EXECUTE BASEBALL.BAT? (Y/Y))
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:21:56 PM PDT
by
JerseyDvl
(During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
To: xp38
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:22:37 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: xp38
There's not many things on this earth that are more soporific than watching the oscars.
Pretty much everything in life is more exciting than watching the oscars, including studying your amazing twiddling thumbs, analyzing their motions, and contemplating how those twiddling thumbs bear some resemblance to two celestial bodies orbiting each other in outer space, as well as resembling certain motions built into the interplay of particles in every atom.
If that digital activity gets old, then simply reverse the twiddling direction!
Forget the oscars! Twiddle those thumbs, baby!
To: Larry Lucido
I checked and discovered it was from Seinfeld, but for some reason I thought of SCTV.
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:25:38 PM PDT
by
LukeL
To: _longranger81
The flux incapacitor?
Are we being swept up into the 1950s? ;)
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posted on
04/27/2021 8:27:14 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
(As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" Especially now.)
To: Larry Lucido
Is that from the old movie “Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice”?
To: dfwgator
Thank you for the paint drying video. I have occasionally wondered whether anyone had in fact done such a vid, but whenever that thought occurred, I wasn't near a convenient computer to look it up.
My evening is now complete, I can finally get some sleep. Mundo garcias.
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posted on
04/27/2021 9:12:24 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dfwgator
A remarkable video. I skipped ahead to the 9 hour mark and near the end. Spoiler alert. One or two drips of paint move over the course of the 10 hours. I think its due to gravity.
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posted on
04/27/2021 9:18:30 PM PDT
by
xp38
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