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INVESTIGATOR ACCUSED OF STEALING MOISTURIZER, WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR NO LONGER WORKS FOR STATE POLICE
wktv ^
Posted on 04/27/2021 11:28:59 AM PDT by mylife
A former investigator no longer works for the New York State Police after an administrative investigation was launched following an alleged theft at the Walmart in Oneida.
Employees at the Walmart claimed 49-year-old William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear from the store. The employees called Oneida City Police to report the incident, but later declined to press charges.
Despite not facing charges, New York State Police confirm Keiffer was suspended without pay in mid-April.
Director of public information for state police, Beau Duffy, told NEWSChannel 2 “Investigator Keiffer is no longer employed by the State Police. He was suspended without pay on April 13 and an administrative investigation was opened, but he chose to retire.”
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KEYWORDS: donutwatch; newyork; police
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panty pincher retires at 49..
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:28:59 AM PDT
by
mylife
To: mylife
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:31:42 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
To: Red Badger
DAMN! Ya beat me to it! GMTA!! :)
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:33:17 AM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: mylife
What brand was the moisturizer? My late Mom always used
Ponds skin cream to remove all wrinkles.
To: mylife
Now that he is no longer employed by the State Police will the store elect to prosecute?
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:34:23 AM PDT
by
immadashell
(New Planned Parenthood slogan: Black Babies’ Lives Don't Matter!)
To: mylife
Employees at the Walmart claimed 49-year-old William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear from the store. The employees called Oneida City Police to report the incident, but later declined to press charges.
Come on man! He has a chafing problem and moisterizer and panties really help.
(So I've been told)
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:36:21 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Actual FR Quote: “I ain’t getting no Covid Vaccine. I’d rather get Covid and DIE before I get a jab.)
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:37:09 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
To: mylife
From the headline it sounds like he could have been taking them from crime scenes. Lol.
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:37:21 AM PDT
by
Seruzawa
(The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: mylife
This is insane! Little Oneida, NY, a place dear to my heart, was where I spent the best days of my childhood in the last 60’s/early 70’s near Sunset Lake. My dad was pastor of this little Christian Missionary Alliance church on the corner. I remember Sunday mornings how he’d go up and ring the bell so everyone knew it was time for church service. Oh, how much I miss those days... :_(
To: mylife
Is it “William” or “Billie”?
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:40:01 AM PDT
by
faucetman
(Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
To: mylife
William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear Fellers like him are the "Anons" on 8Kun.
He trusted the plan too much.
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:48:28 AM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Balls To Picasso.)
To: mylife
He should move to Japan. They have vending machines for that.
To: humblegunner
#11:
"He trusted the plan too much." LOL!
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posted on
04/27/2021 11:55:26 AM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
(Working like Crazy to support the Lazy.)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
Thankfully, Walmart has a strict policy regarding return of used panties and moisturizer creme.
LOL
To: mylife
Police HR: How sad it is that society is not yet open minded enough to allow us to keep you employed here, Bill.
Investigator: It’s Linda.
Police HR: OMG, please accept my humblest apology. Here, have your job back, Linda. And please accept my resignation, and here, have my suicide note too.
Investigator: It’s Bill now.
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posted on
04/27/2021 12:05:31 PM PDT
by
cmj328
(We live here.)
To: mylife
...William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear from the store...
—
I’m not sure I want any more details.
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posted on
04/27/2021 12:20:30 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: Flick Lives
I’m not sure I want any more details.
Then do not read my post 6 of this thread.
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posted on
04/27/2021 12:24:45 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Actual FR Quote: “I ain’t getting no Covid Vaccine. I’d rather get Covid and DIE before I get a jab.)
To: mylife
Ooh! Ooh! I saw that movie. His nickname is “ Buffalo Bill.”
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posted on
04/27/2021 12:25:44 PM PDT
by
I-ambush
(From the brightest star comes the blackest hole; you had so much to offer, did you offer your soul?)
To: mylife
I’m surprised his union allowed the dismissal to happen.
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posted on
04/27/2021 12:28:29 PM PDT
by
Demiurge2
(Define your terms!)
To: I-ambush
YOW!!!
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posted on
04/27/2021 12:32:46 PM PDT
by
null and void
(When you put bad people in charge expect bad things to happen, often in a spectacular and sudden way)
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