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INVESTIGATOR ACCUSED OF STEALING MOISTURIZER, WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR NO LONGER WORKS FOR STATE POLICE
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Posted on 04/27/2021 11:28:59 AM PDT by mylife

A former investigator no longer works for the New York State Police after an administrative investigation was launched following an alleged theft at the Walmart in Oneida.

Employees at the Walmart claimed 49-year-old William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear from the store. The employees called Oneida City Police to report the incident, but later declined to press charges.

Despite not facing charges, New York State Police confirm Keiffer was suspended without pay in mid-April.

Director of public information for state police, Beau Duffy, told NEWSChannel 2 “Investigator Keiffer is no longer employed by the State Police. He was suspended without pay on April 13 and an administrative investigation was opened, but he chose to retire.”

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panty pincher retires at 49..
1 posted on 04/27/2021 11:28:59 AM PDT by mylife
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcegS_NnDUs


2 posted on 04/27/2021 11:31:42 AM PDT by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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DAMN! Ya beat me to it! GMTA!! :)


3 posted on 04/27/2021 11:33:17 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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What brand was the moisturizer? My late Mom always used
Ponds skin cream to remove all wrinkles.


4 posted on 04/27/2021 11:33:41 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: mylife

Now that he is no longer employed by the State Police will the store elect to prosecute?


5 posted on 04/27/2021 11:34:23 AM PDT by immadashell (New Planned Parenthood slogan: Black Babies’ Lives Don't Matter!)
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To: mylife
Employees at the Walmart claimed 49-year-old William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear from the store. The employees called Oneida City Police to report the incident, but later declined to press charges.

 

Come on man! He has a chafing problem and moisterizer and panties really help.

(So I've been told)

6 posted on 04/27/2021 11:36:21 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Actual FR Quote: “I ain’t getting no Covid Vaccine. I’d rather get Covid and DIE before I get a jab.)
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7 posted on 04/27/2021 11:37:09 AM PDT by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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To: mylife

From the headline it sounds like he could have been taking them from crime scenes. Lol.


8 posted on 04/27/2021 11:37:21 AM PDT by Seruzawa (The political Left is the Garden of Eden of Incompetence - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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This is insane! Little Oneida, NY, a place dear to my heart, was where I spent the best days of my childhood in the last 60’s/early 70’s near Sunset Lake. My dad was pastor of this little Christian Missionary Alliance church on the corner. I remember Sunday mornings how he’d go up and ring the bell so everyone knew it was time for church service. Oh, how much I miss those days... :_(


9 posted on 04/27/2021 11:39:01 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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Is it “William” or “Billie”?


10 posted on 04/27/2021 11:40:01 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear

Fellers like him are the "Anons" on 8Kun.

He trusted the plan too much.

11 posted on 04/27/2021 11:48:28 AM PDT by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
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He should move to Japan. They have vending machines for that.


12 posted on 04/27/2021 11:51:46 AM PDT by Mr. Rabbit
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#11: "He trusted the plan too much."

LOL!

13 posted on 04/27/2021 11:55:26 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (Working like Crazy to support the Lazy.)
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Thankfully, Walmart has a strict policy regarding return of used panties and moisturizer creme.

LOL


14 posted on 04/27/2021 11:59:38 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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Police HR: How sad it is that society is not yet open minded enough to allow us to keep you employed here, Bill.

Investigator: It’s Linda.

Police HR: OMG, please accept my humblest apology. Here, have your job back, Linda. And please accept my resignation, and here, have my suicide note too.

Investigator: It’s Bill now.


15 posted on 04/27/2021 12:05:31 PM PDT by cmj328 (We live here.)
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...William B. Keiffer allegedly stole moisturizer and women’s underwear from the store...

I’m not sure I want any more details.


16 posted on 04/27/2021 12:20:30 PM PDT by Flick Lives (“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
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I’m not sure I want any more details.

 

Then do not read my post 6 of this thread.

17 posted on 04/27/2021 12:24:45 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Actual FR Quote: “I ain’t getting no Covid Vaccine. I’d rather get Covid and DIE before I get a jab.)
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To: mylife

Ooh! Ooh! I saw that movie. His nickname is “ Buffalo Bill.”


18 posted on 04/27/2021 12:25:44 PM PDT by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest hole; you had so much to offer, did you offer your soul?)
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I’m surprised his union allowed the dismissal to happen.


19 posted on 04/27/2021 12:28:29 PM PDT by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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YOW!!!
20 posted on 04/27/2021 12:32:46 PM PDT by null and void (When you put bad people in charge expect bad things to happen, often in a spectacular and sudden way)
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