Get Your Share Of Biden Billions (Satire)

4/19/21 | RetiredTexasVet

[RetiredTexasVet]

Get your share of Biden Billions for Illegal Immigrant Services Program. Yes, you can get hundreds of thousands or even millions by participating in Biden Billions. The program offers three schemes for obtaining lucrative financial rewards.

First is the Biden Billions Foster Program. If you are an individual or organization that fosters children, then return those low paying state sponsored fosters and run, not walk, down to Biden Billions Foster Program and get fosters that pay double or triple the amount that the state pays. Remember there is no background checks, pesky home visits, and minimal paperwork. Use Promo Code: Biden-Foster$$$$.

Second is the Biden Billions Emergency Family Housing Program. Tired of empty hotel rooms caused by that nasty Chinese COVID? Well there is an answer for that. Biden Billions Hotel is your answer. With Biden Billions every day is "in season - full rate". If you have some customers currently, shoo them out and run, not walk, down to Biden Billions Hotel and fill up your hotel with needy illegal immigrant families at in-season full rate. All charges are fully reimbursable, including food, laundry, and damages. Use Promo Code: Biden-Hotel$$$$.

Finally the Biden Billions Family Home Program is to permanently house needy illegal immigrant families. If you have current tenants, paying or subsidized, get rid of them. With Biden Billions Home program you can receive two or three times the paltry sum the tenant and the state subsidy provide. Under the Biden Billions program there are no annoying home inspections, regulations or forms, and the rent comes directly to you. Use Promo Code: Biden-Home$$$$.

You too can become a woke globalist social justice warrior and still earn a lucrative income.

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