To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
04/14/2021 5:56:17 PM PDT by
Fido969
( Sc)
To: nickcarraway
Mongo, my full blooded German Rottweiler, wouldn’t drink a Busch product for any price.
3 posted on
04/14/2021 5:59:52 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
To: nickcarraway
Pelosi is going to need a job.
4 posted on
04/14/2021 6:00:10 PM PDT by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: nickcarraway
A cop pulls over a Golden Retriever —
“Hey boy, you were swerving all over the road there. You been drinking, boy? How many drinks have you had? How many, boy?”
“Just one.”
“Oh? And how many is that is dog beers?”
5 posted on
04/14/2021 6:00:15 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
To: nickcarraway
My German Shepherd Timbers died back in 2007. He would have loved this job.
To: nickcarraway
My dad had a little dog that drank Hamm’s beer with him all the time.
8 posted on
04/14/2021 6:02:37 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(The veil of civilization is only 9 meals thick. )
To: nickcarraway
“Alex, you better be drinking your water.”
Old beer ad where a mam instructs his dog to fetch him some beer.A lapping sound
is then heard.
To: nickcarraway
Actually, it's not the craziest idea. Dogs like beer. I read a story a few years back of a stray dog that got adopted by a pub. The dog would come in every day, hop on a barstool, and would get served his mug of beer. One of my late, departed Dachshunds was a beer slob. One evening, I'd drawn a cold one and it was sitting on the nightstand as my wife and I watched TV. I didn't see her get up on the bed, but I remember hearing a *lap*lap*lap* and looking over, and she'd downed and entire 16 oz. mug. Needless to say, she was pretty pleased with herself, laying there glassy-eyed and slowly wagging her tail. She was stoned. LOL
12 posted on
04/14/2021 6:13:01 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(When's the appeasement party start? I brought enough white guilt for everyone! [/sarc])
To: nickcarraway
My gut reaction was “Are there dogs stupid enough to drink non-alcoholic beer?” but then I thought well yeah, they lick their own balls so probably, yeah. But still, why would you do that kind of violence to your best friend? Give him the real stuff. Leaded. He’ll thank you and you won’t feel like a turd.
14 posted on
04/14/2021 6:20:20 PM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: nickcarraway
16 posted on
04/14/2021 6:22:26 PM PDT by
Vision
(Elections are one day. Reject "Chicago" vote harvesting. Election Reform Now. Obama is an evildoer.)
To: nickcarraway
My daughter and SIL have four dogs—two Corgis, a Labradoodle, and a Heinz 57 named Jaxon. Jax would be great for the job. He’s incredibly smart, very strong, and has a terrific personality.
17 posted on
04/14/2021 6:23:05 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: nickcarraway
Woof woof! Where do I apply?
18 posted on
04/14/2021 6:28:11 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they are excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: nickcarraway
No self-respecting dog I know would touch that pisswater.
19 posted on
04/14/2021 6:28:13 PM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit..)
To: nickcarraway
My two German shepherds can do the job.
To: nickcarraway
Major Bitem needs a new gig, he’s about to get the jab otherwise
21 posted on
04/14/2021 6:39:13 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: nickcarraway
Hillary isn’t doing anything...
22 posted on
04/14/2021 6:46:31 PM PDT by
Jkazak54
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