Posted on 04/14/2021 5:54:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Last August, Busch announced that they were releasing a non-alcoholic beer made specifically for dogs. Now, months after the initial release (which sold out, BTW), Busch is looking to hire someone's pet as a Chief Tasting Officer for their Dog Brew.
The Chief Tasting Officer will have the important job of taste testing new flavors for the Dog Brew beverage line. In a commercial calling for entries, the "Busch Guy" explains the responsibilities of the role. "It will be your sole responsibility to shepherd the great taste of Busch, research new flavors, take on pet projects. Your bark will have to be as good as your bite," he said in the video.
Once chosen, the pup will get to work...and will also be awarded a $20,000 salary for their contribution as well as pet insurance and free Dog Brew. The original Dog Brew is available in a four-pack of 12-ounce cans and is made from bone broth, bone-in pork butt, whole corn, celery, basil, mint, turmeric, and ginger. It sold out the day of its initial release.
To apply on your dog's behalf, Busch fans can post photos and videos of their dog on social media with the hashtag #BuschCTOcontest and a caption that includes the word "entry" in it outlining their qualifications. The contest runs through April 28 and the winner will be chosen by a panel of judges that will consider creativity, originality, and relevance, so make sure you let your dog's personality shine in their application. Best of luck!!
That would be me...
Mongo, my full blooded German Rottweiler, wouldn’t drink a Busch product for any price.
Pelosi is going to need a job.
A cop pulls over a Golden Retriever —
“Hey boy, you were swerving all over the road there. You been drinking, boy? How many drinks have you had? How many, boy?”
“Just one.”
“Oh? And how many is that is dog beers?”
Mongo. ROTFLMAO
My German Shepherd Timbers died back in 2007. He would have loved this job.
My dad had a little dog that drank Hamm’s beer with him all the time.
Mongo? As in named after Mongo from Blazing Saddles? That Mongo?
“Alex, you better be drinking your water.”
Old beer ad where a mam instructs his dog to fetch him some beer.A lapping sound
is then heard.
Lol!
If he never drinks it, then how do you explain him discharging it periodically?
My gut reaction was “Are there dogs stupid enough to drink non-alcoholic beer?” but then I thought well yeah, they lick their own balls so probably, yeah. But still, why would you do that kind of violence to your best friend? Give him the real stuff. Leaded. He’ll thank you and you won’t feel like a turd.
We had Sheppards that loved beer. It was bizarre. I had to make sure people didn’t give them any.
Clown world.
My daughter and SIL have four dogs—two Corgis, a Labradoodle, and a Heinz 57 named Jaxon. Jax would be great for the job. He’s incredibly smart, very strong, and has a terrific personality.
Woof woof! Where do I apply?
No self-respecting dog I know would touch that pisswater.
My two German shepherds can do the job.
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