"Stay off the track of Hattie's shack, in the back of the black bayou." -- Jim Stafford
The St. Stanislaus chapel in Chwarszczany was built by the Knights Templar. Could they have hidden the Holy Grail in the secret tunnel below its foundations? | Photo by MOs810, Wikimedia Commons.
Let’s hope that they choose wisely.
Get Geraldo on it, stat!
Wait. I thought the Holy Grail was buried on Oak Island.
...along with the Golden Menorah and Shakespeare’s manuscripts.
I’m confused.
When it comes to the Holy Grail it’s best to not choose poorly.
It’s best we find the Holy Grail before anyone else does. Jesus imbued it with powers to cause floods, earthquakes, giant velociraptors, and melt the skin off the faces of your enemies. That’s why it was hidden away in an ancient crypt filled with snakes.
Maybe the Holy Hand Grenade. “Three shall be the number thou shalt count....”
How long does it take 2 Poles to bury the Holy Grail?
Coupla knights.
Where’s Geraldo?
Y’all leave my box of gold coins alone.
And that’s how we got a real vampire in 2021!
Leave certain things alone.
It’s bound to be a grave.
Is this chapel near the Castle of Awwghhhh?
(Yes, yet another reference to Monty Python!)
The Grail will be found buried under a giant pile of unmatched socks.
If it is the Holy Grail, leave it save in Poland. Displaying it publicly would chance it to blasphemy. Remember the Crucifix displayed in a jar of urine? Funny wasn’t it? The world is in enough trouble without asking for more.
Poland has the most awesome churches. I had the chance to go into a wooden church in the South of the country, one of the most awesome things I’ve been seen.
Stop trying to find the “Holy Grail’, and seek the One who drank from it! The only objects the Bible refers to as having special powers, are prayer cloths sent from Paul, which healed diseases. And since there is only one reference to this in the Bible, it cannot be tested. In the mouth of two or three witnesses shall every word be established. 2Corinthians 13:1. (I am NOT saying it didn’t happen, I’m saying there is just the one Scripture reference to it).
That doesn’t look like the Castle Anthrax. Who’s been setting light to the Grail shaped beacon?
I found an abandoned cistern in my back yard. It may lead to the Holy Grail. Or not.
