(Satire) Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) decries lack of Republican “America First” candidate to counter Biden

Liberal Lunacy ^ | 4/11/21 | Liberal Lunacy Staff

[GeorgiaDawg32]

(Washington, D.C.) In a low-key statement issued this morning, Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) decried the lack of a Republican “America First” candidate to offset President Biden's current policies.

“I'm confident, if the Republicans could find someone who is willing to put America First, who is willing to accept immigrants at the southern border, but in an organized way, making sure they're vetted before entry, who is willing to deal with America's allies as friends and Americas enemies as adversaries, and who will negotiate fair trade policies with both, who is willing to restart manufacturing in America, who is willing to treat our police and other first responders with the respect they deserve, and who is willing to support minorities in poverty stricken cities, Republican leadership could get behind, and fully support, such a candidate, 100%”.

“President Biden, who is putting in long hours and doing an admirable job, I think is falling just short of what is required to get America back on track. While he is kick starting the American economy in an organized and thoughtful way, Republicans need to find someone who knows how to do it faster and more efficiently”.

“The fact Republicans don't have, and cannot find, such a candidate is disheartening.”

“In short, we need to find a candidate who loves America as much as I do”.

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[drSteve78]

We will never Make America Great Again by re-electing Assistant Democrats.

_______ best description....Assistant Democrats

[Sirius Lee]

The sheer cheek of this arrogant, puffed up, peckerwood is shocking. The poster child of the America-Last uniparty has the gall to think MAGAnation will somehow forget his treason by 2024.

[Flick Lives]

“In short, we need to find a candidate who loves America as much as I do”.

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The deluded BS artist Romney is running for President in 2024.

[Karoo]

He may love America but he hates the people as well as the Constitution.

[piytar]

GTH Mittens. Too little too late. And to think I once supported your anti-Trump waste of space.

[faithhopecharity]

Coming from Romney, that’s hilarious!

[capydick]

“President Biden, who is putting in long hours and doing an admirable job, I think is falling just short of what is required to get America back on track. While he is kick starting the American economy in an organized and thoughtful way, Republicans need to find someone who knows how to do it faster and more efficiently”.

This right here is what’s wrong with the GOPe - I’m sure there are Republicans who support this mealy mouthed mushy statement - why give any quarter at all to the RAT destruction of our economy? They just don’t have what it takes to recognize the destruction and do what it takes to stop them.

[Jim Noble]

Once a politician gets the White House Virus (or, in Mitt’s case, the White Horse Virus), it lasts a lifetime.

[certrtwngnut]

Ha-ha-ha-ha. I just got my laugh for the day and it wasn’t even intended to be a joke. Ha-ha-ha-ha. But unfortunately in the end the joke is on us the American people.

[ConservativeInPA]

Perhaps all the illegals entering the country should be bussed to UT. Maybe then the voters will change their mind about electing a senator like Romney.

[ohioman]

Romney needs terminal cancer.

[JerseyDvl]

What a two faced scumbag. If he thinks anyone outside of Utah will support him then he’s high as hell.

[Navy Patriot]

Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) decries lack of Republican “America First” candidate

They're a few out there, Mittens, but they won't let YOU anywhere near because of your Seditionist tendency to Stab Patriot Republicans in the Back, you Cultist Shill.

[Bishop_Malachi]

Romney is chanelling John McCain, talking out of both sides of his face like a schizo.

[cranked]

Please go back to burying your head in the sand RINO, kkthx.

[Major Matt Mason]

Letting people stream across the border isn't putting America First, Mitt. Sadly, Mitt and people like him are the ones that make it into the GOP "leadership", but they are completely out of touch with the people that vote for them.

[Darksheare]

Romney helped fraud said candidate out of office.
He should seppeku, but he had no honor to begin with.

[stockpirate]

Romney is a F’ing idiot moron.

[LibertyWoman]

Per the site itself: The stories on this website are entirely made up

[Georgia Girl 2]

What a brainless fool!