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60 Minutes Releases Exclusive Secret Photos Of Ron DeSantis Clubbing Baby Seals With Hitler
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 6, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/07/2021 11:15:10 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

TALLAHASSEE, FL—In response to being caught deceptively editing a statement by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who later called them "lairs" for pushing a "fake narrative," CBS hit back today with another bombshell.

Several photos, described by CBS as "totally real and authentic," appear to show DeSantis clubbing baby seals with his best friend Adolf Hitler.

"We are shocked and saddened by this terrible reveal of Desantis's past," said correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi. "It would appear from these completely undoctored photographs, that Ron DeSantis is both a fan of clubbing baby seals and a Nazi. Please know that I am just as saddened by this news as I'm sure the rest of the country is."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; History; Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: 60minutes; adolfhitler; cbs; florida; pictures; rondesantis; satire; sharynalfonsi
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

ROFLMAO! I love the Bee! *HEART*


21 posted on 04/07/2021 1:01:29 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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I heard that when Desantis was younger he used to build nuclear powered whaling stations


22 posted on 04/07/2021 1:03:05 PM PDT by dsrtsage (Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Sounds like something 60 Minutes would do joke or not.
CNN tracking down footage.


23 posted on 04/07/2021 1:08:41 PM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WOW! That actually made me LOL!

The Bee is the greatest!
24 posted on 04/07/2021 1:16:53 PM PDT by GardenerForLife
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Well, they certainly arent going to club themselves!


25 posted on 04/07/2021 3:58:52 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Get off your ass and earn it!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Wow, there’s seals everywhere in that pic. And those guys are not even breaking a sweat.

I think they’ve done this before.


26 posted on 04/07/2021 4:04:20 PM PDT by Fury
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