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Are you a Democrat - a Republican - or a Southerner
email ^ | 4/6/2021 | email

Posted on 04/06/2021 9:34:48 AM PDT by Mr. K

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack

Could we run away?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus

This is all so confusing and maybe we need to just start defunding all police departments!!

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!


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1 posted on 04/06/2021 9:34:48 AM PDT by Mr. K
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To: Mr. K

Prizewinner Lines include;
1. “Is it possible he’d be happier just killing me?”
2. “You are not taking that to a taxidermist!”
3. “What does the law say about this situation?”

Good stuff there.


2 posted on 04/06/2021 9:42:18 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Mr. K

Well, you probably know what former Canadian Neil Young would have to say about that question.


3 posted on 04/06/2021 9:43:23 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Mr. K

Haha, G.Gordon Liddy had a radio skit where he did option 3. Good stuff.


4 posted on 04/06/2021 9:44:17 AM PDT by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: Mr. K

Daughter: “why did you shoot him 21 times?”

Texas father says:”that’s all I had”.


5 posted on 04/06/2021 9:49:03 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Mr. K

How will this affect Climate Change?

What if he’s Pro-Choice?

What if he’s Anti-Nuke?..........................


6 posted on 04/06/2021 9:57:16 AM PDT by Red Badger ("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
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To: Mr. K

Tell the daughter that a 45 ACP Winchester Silvertip is a hollow point. I don’t know the Kimber mag capacities for different 45 ACP models, but 12 rounds and then 9 rounds on reload does not make sense. Tell the wife that he durn sure is going to the taxidermist, just like the last ones.


7 posted on 04/06/2021 9:58:00 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Mr. K

With ammo so expensive and hard to get, we would certainly not waste it like that. Two the body, one to the head.


8 posted on 04/06/2021 10:06:57 AM PDT by Little Ray (Corporations don't pay taxes. They collect them.)
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To: lee martell

ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.

ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON
[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?

GREGORY
No.

SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir.


9 posted on 04/06/2021 10:09:49 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: lee martell

A Southern man don’t want him around, anyhow.


10 posted on 04/06/2021 10:17:36 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! ("You, the American people, are my only special interest." --President Donald J. Trump)
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To: Mr. K

The “Southerner” answer is incorrect: a 1911 cannot fire 12 rounds without reloading. I suppose you could have an extended magazine, but that makes the firearm awkward to carry.


11 posted on 04/06/2021 10:19:53 AM PDT by Little Pig
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To: Little Pig

;)

12 posted on 04/06/2021 10:26:33 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Mr. K

haha! good one.


13 posted on 04/06/2021 10:29:05 AM PDT by LibertyWoman
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To: Little Pig; Mr. K
a 1911 cannot fire 12 rounds without reloading

A southerner's could...

;)

14 posted on 04/06/2021 10:56:45 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Mr. K

Nice


15 posted on 04/06/2021 11:28:32 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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Can you do one of these for the Coronavirus when we see Fauci coming to try to force us into a vaccine?


16 posted on 04/06/2021 11:29:55 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: Mr. K

Southerner! :)


17 posted on 04/06/2021 11:32:28 AM PDT by Midwesterner53
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To: Mr. K

Very good


18 posted on 04/06/2021 11:35:17 AM PDT by lysie (Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
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To: Mr. K

A Southerner


19 posted on 04/06/2021 1:11:31 PM PDT by RedMonqey (Fu%k the Ballot box. Now the Cartridge Box)
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To: lee martell

I would just point out what Lynyrd Skynyrd said


20 posted on 04/06/2021 2:40:15 PM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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