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Stan Wants To Have Babies
Monty Python's Life of Brian ^ | 16/2/14 | Monty Python

Posted on 03/28/2021 12:41:47 PM PDT by Eleutheria5

It's every man's right to have babies, even though they can't do it.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biology; facts; trannies; tranophobic
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To: Roman_War_Criminal
I need to douse my eyes with rubbing alcohol after seeing those atrocious gifs. Holy cow....




Okay... "EYE BLEACH" time!!








21 posted on 03/28/2021 1:29:03 PM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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To: Eleutheria5; Daffynition; Phinneous; BTerclinger; SJackson

Hilarious. Great timing.

I just posted that Percy is getting ready to give birth. (That's the nickname of the Perseverance rover.).

"Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?"

This stuff is literal. The diagram of the place marks out a box.

Ingenuity remains attached to the belly of NASA’s Perseverance rover, which touched down on Mars Feb. 18.

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Before Ingenuity takes its first flight on Mars, it must be squarely in the middle of its airfield – a 33-by-33-foot (10-by-10-meter) patch of Martian real estate chosen for its flatness and lack of obstructions. Once the helicopter and rover teams confirm that Perseverance is situated exactly where they want it to be inside the airfield, the elaborate process to deploy the helicopter on the surface of Mars begins.  

“As with everything with the helicopter, this type of deployment has never been done before,” said Farah Alibay, Mars Helicopter integration lead for the Perseverance rover. “Once we start the deployment there is no turning back. All activities are closely coordinated, irreversible, and dependent on each other. If there is even a hint that something isn’t going as expected, we may decide to hold off for a sol or more until we have a better idea what is going on.”

NASA Ingenuity Mars Helicopter Prepares for First Flight

That's no ordinary box. MegillaT RUTH is the scroll announcing the birth of King David.

"MegillaT RUTH" [מגילת רות]

= 1089 = 33 x 33

More intriguing data points in these news reports, is that Percy will need to move 16.5 ft. away from Ingenuity, and that ideally Ingenuity will fly up to a height of 16.5 ft.

16.5 figures prominantly in land surveying, because 16.5 ft is the length of 1 rod ("scepter"). 4 rods = 1 chain = 66 ft ("Ben David" = 66) = 100 links (and Ruth is famous for all the links (all but 8 verses beginning with the letter vav, the "link" letter.)

The area of the box is 4 square rods.

Besides, remember when Brad Allen ducked into Dr. Maxwell's office?

A man said he was going to have a baby and you let him go?

He was obviously a psychopath.

- And if he wasn't?

- But Dr. Maxwell.

Miss Resnick, medical science still has many unknowns to explore.

You bet. Jews in Space.

22 posted on 03/28/2021 1:32:17 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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To: ETL

That last one looks like it would hurt ... shucks, at my age, ALL of them would hurt!


23 posted on 03/28/2021 1:47:46 PM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Face it. I was expecting it.


24 posted on 03/28/2021 2:04:35 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: ETL

These are real women, aren’t they? Please say yes.


25 posted on 03/28/2021 2:08:04 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: Eleutheria5

There are transgenders who want womb transplants ...

With womb transplants a reality, transgender women dare to dream of pregnancies
https://www.statnews.com/2016/03/07/uterine-transplant-transgender/


26 posted on 03/28/2021 2:08:39 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: dfwgator

This dovetails perfectly with generational turn theory by Howe.


27 posted on 03/28/2021 2:10:03 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: tbw2

Don’t they need viable ova in fallopian tubes attached to that womb first?


28 posted on 03/28/2021 2:11:36 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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29 posted on 03/28/2021 2:13:52 PM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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To: ETL

Whew. I can react naturally then.


30 posted on 03/28/2021 2:18:30 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: Rurudyne
Lol!

In one Peter is extolling Bruce Jenner as the greatest living man, hands Stewie a box of Wheaties and tells him if he works hard maybe he too can have his face on a box of cereal. Stewie looks into the box and asks: “Didn’t there used to be nuts in this?”





31 posted on 03/28/2021 2:19:43 PM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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To: ETL

Nicely played!


32 posted on 03/28/2021 2:22:02 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: ETL

“Caitlyn” Jenner has man-boobs.


33 posted on 03/28/2021 2:23:13 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

“She” has man everything.


34 posted on 03/28/2021 2:25:55 PM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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To: nascarnation

Thanks, but the quoted joke wasn’t mine.
It’s from the post I replied to.


35 posted on 03/28/2021 2:27:35 PM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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To: Eleutheria5

Next up - forcing women to donate eggs to these freaks.


36 posted on 03/28/2021 2:41:54 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: Eleutheria5

Yep. This is a classic. All of Monty Python is outstanding but this was particularly good. They nailed this one 45 years ago.


37 posted on 03/28/2021 3:29:12 PM PDT by FLT-bird
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To: Eleutheria5

Nope. Dude freezes sperm, needs donor eggs with IVF to make an embryo, and wants a womb transplant to carry child to term.

Gujarat: Transwoman freezes semen in hope to mother a child she would father!
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/ahmedabad/gujarat-transwoman-freezes-semen-in-hope-to-mother-a-child-she-would-father/articleshow/80954848.cms


38 posted on 03/29/2021 6:05:26 AM PDT by tbw2
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To: tbw2

Well tell XXX to GFXS.


39 posted on 03/29/2021 6:59:24 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: tbw2

Having my baby. What a wonderful way to let me know I love me.


40 posted on 03/29/2021 7:01:02 AM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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