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Stan Wants To Have Babies
Monty Python's Life of Brian ^ | 16/2/14 | Monty Python

Posted on 03/28/2021 12:41:47 PM PDT by Eleutheria5

It's every man's right to have babies, even though they can't do it.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Science; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biology; facts; trannies; tranophobic
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Now they're going to cancel Monty Python, just because I thought this was funny while seeing Life of Brian on Netflix for the first time. I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition.
1 posted on 03/28/2021 12:41:47 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
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To: Eleutheria5

Yes, need to watch out. Suggesting Stan get married to have kids with a female wife beyond quaint, it is now a lynchable hate crime.


2 posted on 03/28/2021 12:43:47 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Wo)
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To: Eleutheria5

THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!


3 posted on 03/28/2021 12:45:50 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: Reno89519

OMG, you’re right. This is all Netflix’ fault. They ought to be canceled, but I want to see the last season of Brooklyn 99 and finish watching Life of Brian First. Expose them to Twitter tomorrow.


4 posted on 03/28/2021 12:46:01 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all they time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
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To: Eleutheria5

I saw this movie years ago but forgot about that scene. I was looking for info on the Judean People’s Army or was it the People’s Army of Judea, or maybe the Popular Front for the liberation of Judea, so I brought up that script and was pleasantly surprised to find about Stan wanting to become Loretta.

So I have been posting it everywhere, except on FaceBook as they would not let me post the links. A violation of their standards they said. In looking at other more vile posts I wonder just what their so-called standards are.

Here is a link to the script.

http://montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Life_of_Brian/8.htm


5 posted on 03/28/2021 12:47:45 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ((Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.))
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To: Eleutheria5

The Monty Python skit about hairdressers climbing Mt. Everest was funny - probably not allowed today.


6 posted on 03/28/2021 12:48:45 PM PDT by dainbramaged (The best bilge pump is a scared man with a bucket.)
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When I read the title...

But they're in charge, right?
I know a guy

7 posted on 03/28/2021 12:50:39 PM PDT by null and void (The media decides what news you can see and NOT SEE. But don't you dare call 'em Not-Sees)
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To: Eleutheria5

I’ve posted this a few times of late, in the sort of threads you’d expect.


8 posted on 03/28/2021 12:54:00 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Eleutheria5

These men need to return to what they are best at . . . BEING BABIES!


9 posted on 03/28/2021 1:02:03 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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Caitlyn Jenner Conquers Her Fear of Swimsuits: See Her White-Hot Style

UsWeekly ^ | August 10, 2015 | Rachel Torgerson - Celebrity Style

White-hot! After admitting her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit, Caitlyn Jenner conquered her fear and rocked a sexy one-piece on the Aug. 9 episode of her E! reality series, I Am Cait.

For her swimsuit debut, Jenner opted for a white, one-shouldered monokini with intricate ties at the back. The former Olympian, 65, kept her hair in her blown-out, straight style and topped off the entire beachy look with a lace sarong and golden hoop earrings. ..."




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10 posted on 03/28/2021 1:06:07 PM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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To: Eleutheria5
I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition.

P.S. You were waiting for someone to post that. You're welcome.

11 posted on 03/28/2021 1:10:18 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople (What if the Lord sent COVID-19 to immunize the world from something more deadly?)
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With artificial wombs, we can have single dads compete against single moms.


12 posted on 03/28/2021 1:10:28 PM PDT by alternatives? (If our borders are not secure, why fund an army?)
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Ever notice it’s the “developed” prosperous countries that engage in this kind of nonsense?


13 posted on 03/28/2021 1:12:59 PM PDT by ealgeone
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Ever notice it’s the “developed” prosperous countries that engage in this kind of nonsense?

Hard Times Make Good Men
Good Men Make Good Times
Good Times Make Weak Men
Weak Men Make Hard Times <—— You Are Here!


14 posted on 03/28/2021 1:14:48 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Eleutheria5

I love Monty Python’s but I didn’t like ‘Life of Brian’ at all.


15 posted on 03/28/2021 1:15:55 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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16 posted on 03/28/2021 1:17:45 PM PDT by ETL (REAL Russia collusion! DEMOCRAT-Russia collusion!! China-Russia collusion! Click ETL...)
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“probably not allowed today.”

And the irony is that the wretched woke culture that is offensive to US is being crammed down our throats. TV ads drive us crazy with their insufferable diversity. Except yesterday we burst out laughing.

Two lesbians sitting on the sofa folding laundry and discussing their children. Oh boy ... lesbian women. [Of course.] Then their children walk in the room, every one a different color. We looked at each other and cracked up. TV ads look like the Star Wars bar scene. (Do the ad people even get how ridiculous this is — how it’s turning people off?) Anyhow, if we bought Tide — which we don’t — we’d stop.


17 posted on 03/28/2021 1:20:55 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.)
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To: ETL

I need to douse my eyes with rubbing alcohol after seeing those atrocious gifs.

Holy cow....


18 posted on 03/28/2021 1:22:49 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
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To: ETL

Something I posted in several threads...

One of the best lines I’ve heard in any recent cartoon was this one Family Guy where they were envisioning the show if it had been made in different decades.

In one Peter is extolling Bruce Jenner as the greatest living man, hands Stewie a box of Wheaties and tells him if he works hard maybe he too can have his face on a box of cereal.

Stewie looks into the box and asks: “Didn’t there used to be nuts in this?”


19 posted on 03/28/2021 1:26:30 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Bullish

It doesn’t help that people have viewed it as a how to run the world guide.


20 posted on 03/28/2021 1:27:55 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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