Posted on 03/27/2021 5:27:56 PM PDT by BenLurkin
Miller Lite announced this week that it is releasing a limited line of candles, which it is calling “Bar Smells.” This is, obviously, because each one smells like a different type of bar that is special in its own way. There are three scents to choose from including Dive Bar, Game Day Bar and Beer Garden. The first smells like Musk, Tobacco, Pine, and Yeast, which certainly sounds better than the smell of my fave dives, but will have to do! Game Day Bar smells fittingly like Salted Peanut, Jalapeno, and Cracked Leather, and is perfect for the start of baseball season. Finally, Beer Garden smells like Green Moss, Warm Pretzel, Cracked Wood, and Sunburn, and will have you craving a beer the size of your head.
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I once worked in Dive Bars, 3 of them within one year. I remember the smells they had in common: of cigar smoke, stale beer and urine. These I can do without, as my memories of those times do not need to be retrieved. Phew!
Perfect! Vomit, sweat, B.O, stale booze, and cigarette breath.
I would love for my house to smell like that...
Up next.....the Hillary candle
And what will that smell like? Not sure I would even want to know.
Achovy Ho
Ew, disgusting. Well, at least they haven’t introduced a “Gay Bar” fragrance...yet.
Perfect! Vomit, sweat, B.O, stale booze, and cigarette breath.
I would love for my house to smell like that...
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The bars I used to hang at also smelled like dope, reefer, Mary Jane, bud. And don’t forget the fried food smell too.
(On 3/20/21 celebrated 33 years of continuous sobriety)
Try Lite with a few pickle spears thrown in. Good summer drink.
I guess that’s better than the ones that smell like Gwyneth Paltrows cooch.
Spilled beer, smelly cigarettes, and stale urine? Let me have some of that!
One of my early jobs was having to clean a bar first thing in the morning. It was closed on Sundays and the Monday morning clean-up had an extra day’s ferment on the dankness. The smell of cigarette butts floating in 1/2 inch of beer in glasses gave it an extra punch.
Cigaretttesmoke has been out of bars for decades now
Al Bundy wanted to know why they didn’t offer nudie bar candles
The homos are gonna sue. They didn’t include a gay bar!
Worked in one during college.
Miller Lite forgot to include the smell of vomit.
You think?, I could take you to more than couple right now that would show that’s not the case. Of course the clientele int exactly what you would see in a “normal” bar.
Lots of bikers and old school rednecks.
“urinal cake” - the most unique, vile, disgusting smell ever. Except for a urinal without one. Or the wall where the impatient, can’t hold it any longer crowd went.
Yep, a no-win situation.
Cabbage, farts, and urine, if Podesta is to be believed.
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