Posted on 03/20/2021 2:02:03 PM PDT by BipolarBob
MOSCOW—Vladimir Putin has challenged Joe Biden to a contest of wits, strength, and cunning: a stair-ascending contest. The winner of the contest will gain control of the other country.
"Stair-ascending contest, me and you, right now, let's go," said Putin as he met with the American president. "He who wins become supreme glorious leader forever of other puny weak man." Biden agreed to the contest, though it wasn't clear he knew who this man was or where they were.
"3... 2... 1... climb!" shouted the referee before firing off a pistol. Biden got off to a rocky start as he was startled by the gunshot and scurried off in the wrong direction. Putin, meanwhile, just walked up the stairs. Biden started gaining on him as his handlers corralled him and pointed him in the right direction, but he kept falling over and tumbling down the stairs.
It all looked good for Russia until Putin had to stop a few times to sign execution papers for journalists who criticized him, squandering his lead.
Finally, Biden jumped in a stair lift and started to close the gap, but it was too little, too late, and Putin emerged at the top of the 30-step staircase victorious.
Well, thanks to Biden losing the stair contest, we are now part of Russia. We also just want to say that Vladimir Putin is one fine fellow and a fantastic man, and he deserved to win and we welcome him as our new leader for life.
Dying!
It was free and fair.
There was no stairs fraud.
That’s excellent.
Listen, fat. I thought he said stars...
Lately, I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep
Dreaming about the things that we could be
But, baby, I’ve been, I’ve been praying hard
Said, no more counting dollars, we’ll be counting starsYeah, we’ll be counting stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg
One Republic
If only.....
LOL! Kamala stayed back at the hotel with Hunter. She might be in the lockeroom at halftime tho.
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LOL! 👍👍
“The new Air Force One is so big!”
“Is Russian, huh.”
DANG!
I can hear Rocket Man laughing half way around the world...those FLeapers are funny and have biting sawcasm.
and this guy:
So after the Russians helped get this fool elected, so to be assured that little if anything will stand in their way as they go about their joint mission with the ChiComs to replace the United States as world leader, they start insulting and making fun of the clown. Perhaps they figure they will be able to make the advances they want without much help from him and his hate-America leftist administration.
I’d pick Putin to be in charge rather than Biden any day.
For all of Vlads faults (there are many), he is a patriot to his country.
ROTFLMAO!!!
I assumed he’d be stepped down before press conference.
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