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Billions In Damages As Military Allows Women To Park The Tanks
Babylon Bee ^
| March 17th, 2021
| BabylonBee.com
Posted on 03/18/2021 6:57:52 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
FORT BENNING, GA—Billions of dollars of military equipment were destroyed today after several women were asked to park the tanks, even though women are really bad at parallel parking.
"Whoops, that was a mistake," said Staff Sergeant Darrel Cruthers, who gave the order. "I told Specialist Casey, Specialist Smith, and Corporal Bradley to carefully park the tanks along the curb over there, but I forgot that was a bad idea due to them all being women. Lesson learned I guess."
According to witnesses, the three women kept moving forward and back again and again while scuffing up the curb and leaning out the hatch to say "sorry" to each other very politely. After smashing several cars and destroying 18 tanks, the women finally gave up and left sticky notes on the tanks apologizing to whoever would have to use them next.
The corporal and two specialists have since been reassigned to the airfield to park helicopters.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: satire; treadhead
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To: BBQToadRibs2
That is freaking HILARIOUS.
(also, in before people realize it is BB).
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posted on
03/18/2021 6:59:39 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(No matter what, resist and stop the agenda of blow bidet and hairass the whore)
To: BBQToadRibs2
I knew this was the Bee the second I laughed at the headline.
To: freedumb2003
As an ex-tanker, this had me ROTFLOL.
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:04:07 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: BBQToadRibs2
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:04:59 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
("We've always been at war with Climate Change, Winston."..............................)
To: freedumb2003
(also, in before people realize it is BB).
**************
BB is pretty close to reality these days.
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:05:16 AM PDT
by
Starboard
To: BBQToadRibs2
I suppose the next article will be about women landing B52s.
To: glorgau
Also, you just know that they would ignore their ground guides.
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:07:53 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: BBQToadRibs2
I wonder how soon the Bee will be deplatformed for funny articles like this?
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:09:53 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: freedumb2003
If the missus is driving, and if she has to parallel park, she gets out of the car and says to me "you do it, please.".
To: BBQToadRibs2
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:11:33 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
To: BBQToadRibs2
No doubt Snopes will ‘debunk’ this article, maybe by showing that women tank drivers have lower insurance rates.
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:13:47 AM PDT
by
BobL
(TheDonald.win is now Patriots.win)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:14:24 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
To: antidemoncrat
Flying one of those .... women may lend a whole new perspective to ‘carpet bombing’
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:21:37 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
( "Force always attracts men of low morality. " Albert Einstein)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:28:03 AM PDT
by
alstewartfan
(One day he just washed up on the shores of his regrets. May his soul rest in peace. Al S.)
To: Daffynition
To: BBQToadRibs2
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:42:57 AM PDT
by
Rocky
To: Daffynition
That must have been the day the Army decided that maybe it’s a good idea to issue helmets to tankers.
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posted on
03/18/2021 7:45:26 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Daffynition
My youngest did this with his power wheels when he was 4. Slid it right into it’s parking spot on the side of the garage.
A couple weeks ago he finished his pilot training. Now an instructor.
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posted on
03/18/2021 8:00:17 AM PDT
by
toast
To: BBQToadRibs2; FreedomPoster; Delta 21; mostly cajun; archy; Gringo1; Matthew James; Fred Mertz; ...
Babylon Bee is on a heavily Armored roll! Linky to yesterdays bombshell about the new changing table modification to the turret bussle rack here:
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3942708/postsKeeper of the Tread Head Ping List: Give me a ping if you want on or off the list.
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posted on
03/18/2021 8:15:20 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Get off your ass and earn it!)
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