Posted on 03/16/2021 11:31:59 AM PDT by xp38
LIMA, OH—As part of an ever-progressing military, a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table.
“The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. “Our mission is to change things so pregnant women and working moms all feel welcome in our quagmires in the Middle East and have opportunities to blow up the locals with depleted uranium shells.”
In addition to the changing table, each new tank will also be slightly larger in order to fit a private lounge for breastfeeding. So far, women in the military love the new components. “It’s really great as a mom to have these additional features,” said Private Lorraine Hodges, though she said the tank isn’t great for small children since it’s “very noisy” and “constantly under attack.” The new tanks should be deployed worldwide very soon, as many hotspots aren’t doing very well since backup troops had to be rerouted to rebut Tucker Carlson on Twitter.
NOW THAT’S FUNNY !
Better get some cammy diapers on that kid.
:)
In case the Commander in Chief shows up.
Awesome!
Ah the Biden administration. How appropriate would that be. Gotta love the Babylon Bee.
Interesting, is it not, that the Bee’s unfailingly funny expositions of leftist idiocy have an almost perfect record of reflecting what the NYT will report as the most recent ‘progress’ of the Slow Jow & the Ho administration.
A tank round that fired soiled baby diapers would do wonders for crowd control.
LOL+1000
What would once be considered ludicrous is now well within the realm of possibility. And BB nails it once again.
You wrote my words!
Maybe you can put a bright yellow "Baby on Board" sign to keep them from shooting at you.
FARKING hilarious!!!!!
The Chinese are goin g to kick our ass all the way back to California.
At least we know how TO DISPOSE of those diapers... Put the in a notary shell and shoot it towards the enemy... They’ll surrender... 😀
The Bee can’t keep up with the woke Mania.
Should be a “private lounge for CHESTFEEDING” so as not to discriminate against “men” who have delivered a child....
They have a tough job. Although to be fair the woke aren’t exactly the Bee’s audience.
Yep.
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