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New M1 Abrams Tanks To Come Equipped With Changing Tables
Babylon Bee ^ | Marcd 15 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/16/2021 11:31:59 AM PDT by xp38

LIMA, OH—As part of an ever-progressing military, a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table.

“The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. “Our mission is to change things so pregnant women and working moms all feel welcome in our quagmires in the Middle East and have opportunities to blow up the locals with depleted uranium shells.”

In addition to the changing table, each new tank will also be slightly larger in order to fit a private lounge for breastfeeding. So far, women in the military love the new components. “It’s really great as a mom to have these additional features,” said Private Lorraine Hodges, though she said the tank isn’t great for small children since it’s “very noisy” and “constantly under attack.” The new tanks should be deployed worldwide very soon, as many hotspots aren’t doing very well since backup troops had to be rerouted to rebut Tucker Carlson on Twitter.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: m1; treadhead
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1 posted on 03/16/2021 11:31:59 AM PDT by xp38
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NOW THAT’S FUNNY !


2 posted on 03/16/2021 11:33:01 AM PDT by Mopp4 ("It is a cruel world, Herr Hauptman. You said it yourself.")
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Better get some cammy diapers on that kid.


3 posted on 03/16/2021 11:36:40 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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:)


4 posted on 03/16/2021 11:36:51 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: xp38

In case the Commander in Chief shows up.


5 posted on 03/16/2021 11:38:08 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Pronouns? I need no stinkin pronouns!)
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To: xp38

Awesome!


6 posted on 03/16/2021 11:38:41 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Biden's favorite word: What?)
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To: xp38

Ah the Biden administration. How appropriate would that be. Gotta love the Babylon Bee.


7 posted on 03/16/2021 11:42:40 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: xp38

Interesting, is it not, that the Bee’s unfailingly funny expositions of leftist idiocy have an almost perfect record of reflecting what the NYT will report as the most recent ‘progress’ of the Slow Jow & the Ho administration.


8 posted on 03/16/2021 11:43:55 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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A tank round that fired soiled baby diapers would do wonders for crowd control.


9 posted on 03/16/2021 11:55:31 AM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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you know it’s coming

like take yer wife to work day...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9sfPK06ZDU


10 posted on 03/16/2021 12:00:31 PM PDT by Chode (Ashli Babbitt - #SayHerNAME)
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To: xp38

LOL+1000


11 posted on 03/16/2021 12:05:33 PM PDT by Bob434
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What would once be considered ludicrous is now well within the realm of possibility. And BB nails it once again.


12 posted on 03/16/2021 12:37:37 PM PDT by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: T.B. Yoits

You wrote my words!


13 posted on 03/16/2021 12:45:00 PM PDT by sasquatch
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though she said the tank isn’t great for small children since it’s “very noisy” and “constantly under attack.”

Maybe you can put a bright yellow "Baby on Board" sign to keep them from shooting at you.

14 posted on 03/16/2021 12:57:00 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The greatest threat to world freedom is the Chinese Communist Party and Joe Biden is their puppet.)
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FARKING hilarious!!!!!


15 posted on 03/16/2021 12:57:30 PM PDT by MortMan (Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
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The Chinese are goin g to kick our ass all the way back to California.


16 posted on 03/16/2021 1:02:05 PM PDT by Kozak (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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At least we know how TO DISPOSE of those diapers... Put the in a notary shell and shoot it towards the enemy... They’ll surrender... 😀


17 posted on 03/16/2021 1:09:55 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Rest In PEACE, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missed already...)
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The Bee can’t keep up with the woke Mania.
Should be a “private lounge for CHESTFEEDING” so as not to discriminate against “men” who have delivered a child....


18 posted on 03/16/2021 1:24:17 PM PDT by Kozak (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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They have a tough job. Although to be fair the woke aren’t exactly the Bee’s audience.


19 posted on 03/16/2021 1:37:32 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Mopp4

Yep.


20 posted on 03/16/2021 1:47:37 PM PDT by sauropod (Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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