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Golfer drowns in pond while searching for his ball
WFLA ^
 | 2/28/2021
 | WFLA Staff`
Posted on 02/28/2021 5:11:17 PM PST by nascarnation
PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — Deputies said a 74-year-old man playing golf at a country club in Oldsmar drowned in a pond while looking for his golf ball. 
The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office responded to the East Lake Woodlands Country Club after reports of missing 74-year-old Hermilo Jazmines. 
Jazmines was last seen looking for his golf ball near the green of hole three at the golf course.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Local News
KEYWORDS: drown; drowned; florida; golf; golfer; pond
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    My son-in-law runs a golf course.
 I told him after the tort lawyers get done with this one he'll be hiring lifeguards for the water hazards.
 
To: nascarnation
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:12:57 PM PST
by 
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
 
To: nascarnation
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:14:28 PM PST
by 
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
 
To: nascarnation
    Warning signs should suffice...
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:14:45 PM PST
by 
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
 
To: nascarnation
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:14:52 PM PST
by 
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
 
To: nascarnation
    AMEN!!! Lawyers and the people that USE them to RUIN companies are the WORSE!
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:14:56 PM PST
by 
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
 
To: bobby.223
    “Hey guys, I found my.. glug-glug-glug blub-blub glug..!!!!”
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:16:23 PM PST
by 
CivilWarBrewing
(Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
 
To: nascarnation
    Well, golf balls are expensive.
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:17:04 PM PST
by 
Old Yeller
(Nana Pelosi is a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples.  Thus the slurred speaking.)
 
To: gundog
    Yep! I was just going to post that I bet a gator got him and pulled him under. Just like that one a few years ago snatched that kid wadind with his parents by that pond by Disney Land. They found his body the next day.
 
To: nascarnation
    “Whatdayamean, just let it be? You know how much those Titleist AVX balls cost? Hold my shoes...”
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:18:16 PM PST
by 
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
 
To: nascarnation
    Dang, man, that’s a heck of a hazard. Does he get credit on his score for a hazard that kills him? BTW, why don’t they have quicksand as a hazard?
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:18:16 PM PST
by 
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
 
To: White Lives Matter
To: nascarnation
    At least the alligators didn’t devour him!
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:18:51 PM PST
by 
Grampa Dave
(History, as we know it, is written by the winners not losers! Who  is rewriting our history, now????)
 
To: White Lives Matter
    After seeing some of the ditches that held alligators in Florida, I pretty much assumed that every body of water was suspect.
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:24:15 PM PST
by 
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
 
To: nascarnation
    Over a $1 ball. Take the Mulligan or the hit.
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:24:20 PM PST
by 
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
 
To: nascarnation
    “Golfer drowns in pond while searching for his ball”
OK, I can see taking a that risk if searching for balls but not searching for a ball. After all there is a spare.
 
To: blueunicorn6
To: Old Yeller
    Not as expensive as funerals.
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:26:52 PM PST
by 
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
 
To: nascarnation
    
 Not his lucky shot. 
To: gundog
    “What? You wanna play through? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Don’t mind me. ...But tipping me a chicken first would be neighborly. I’d be very favorably disposed towards you if you did that. Up to you.”
 
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posted on 
02/28/2021 5:27:51 PM PST
by 
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
 
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