Indian man stabbed to death by rooster after attaching knife for illegal cockfight

NY Post ^ | February 28, 2021 | Lee Brown

[BenLurkin]

An Indian man was stabbed to death by his own rooster after he attached a 3-inch knife to its leg for an illegal cockfight, police said Sunday.

Thangulla Satish, 45, was stabbed in the groin last week when the bird he had just armed for the fight fluttered in panic, according to police in Lothunur village in Telangana state.

“Satish was hit by the rooster’s knife in his groin and started bleeding heavily,”

Police are now looking for over a dozen other people involved in organizing the deadly cockfight, warning that they could face up to two years in prison if found guilty.

The rooster survived, with photos of it tied with a rope and pecking on grains at the police station went viral locally on social media.

“We may need to produce it before the court,”

[gitmo]

That’s exactly what I was going to say. Ironic, isn’t it?

[Veggie Todd]

That cock is a real dick.

[Publius]

"To curry favor, favor curry."

-- PDQ Bach, "The Seasonings"

[Bonemaker]

[bigbob]

Hence the name...

[gundog]

[Songcraft]

I think now that some of these other brazen cocks will finally see the importance of wearing their stinking fauci masks in public from now on!

     

[blueunicorn6]

“The rooster survived”

Oh thank goodness.

[cdcdawg]

I didn’t know that part of Florida is in India! Florida Man gets around!

[gundog]

:)

[GQuagmire]

Ahem

[Larry Lucido]

[xp38]

I think he’s started franchising.

[Songcraft]

Just prior to the sporting man's untimely demise, he was violently and unceremoniously transgendered by the rooster.

[CatHerd]

Didn’t Obama warn about bringing a knife to a cock fight? Or something like that. You know, the thing, man.

[Texas Eagle]

We all need heroes in these troubling times. Even chickens.I would like to dedicate a little ditty from yesteryear to this brave rooster and to all the roosters and hens out there. It goes a little something like this. Enjoy.

link

When you find youself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)

There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Caaaaaall for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

[SaveFerris]

That one was so obscure I wondered if anyone would get it 😌

[blueunicorn6]

Are there no referees for this?

[Ingtar]

I wonder if the police shot the rooster before trying to disarm him.

[blueunicorn6]

Perhaps the greatest cartoon ever.